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Hotline Affect

The affect that takes place generally in a work environment that is predominately male in which the few women that are in the environment take on a much higher level of attractiveness due to the highly offset penis to vagina ratio. The women in this situation are aware of this and often act very slutty and carry themselves in a way that draws attention to their assets.
Guy #1: "Dude (woman's name) looked so hot today, I would totally fuck her in the copy room."

Guy#2: "No way man! Its the Hotline Affect blurring your vision!!"
by I am Right May 21, 2012
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hotline bling

a person who you talk to on the phone, that is kind of like a booty call
Drake' is Nicki's hotline bling.
by Strylan November 10, 2015
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No Hotline

Said so that a co-worker doesn't call your company's Ethics and Compliance Hotline on you after you've said something that could get you fired if it was reported.

Similar to no homo.
Hey man, the new receptionist's Facebook picture is hot. I'mma have to beat off to that shit. No Hotline.

Yo man, let's take our lunch break early today. I'm so high right now. No Hotline.
by Young Bowsk October 12, 2009
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1-800-Hotline-Bling

Me: Hey I heard you changed your phone number, what's your new one?
Friend: 1-800-HOTLINE-BLING.
by PussyDestoyer6969xddddd September 6, 2016
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Mental Health Hotline

an answering machine listing mental problems and what button to press or what to do usually contrary to what the problem is!
You have called the mental health hotline.

If you are dislexic, please ressp noe.
If you are retarded, push the pretty pink button.
If you have dillusions, hold on we are transferring your call to the mothership.
If you have autism, press the digit corresponding to the number of friends you have.
If you are schizophrenic, wait here and the small voice will tell you what to do.
If you have ADD, nobody likes you. Everybody hates you. You are a disgrace to humanity. Bring it on in our office. Press 2 for the location!
If you have aspergers, 10001110101110101001.
If you have low self-esteem, please call again. All the operators are busy.
by Kamikaze Watermelon January 16, 2009
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Batman Hotline

It's the number people call when they are in trouble and need a superhero, or bored on the Omegle online chat website. Some say it's not even answered by the Caped Crusader himself, just a mad lady trying to kidnap you.
You: Hello, you've reached the Batman Hotline...
Stranger: Oh hello. May I please speak with Batman?
You: Speaking duh, thats why its called the Batman Hotline would suck if someone else picked it up.

You: Hello, you've reached the Batman Hotline...
Stranger: Fucking sweet!
You: Erm...
Stranger: Hello Batman Hotline.
Stranger: I was calling to report collatoral damage caused by the Batmobile.
Stranger: You ran over my baby.
by Chocoeater February 21, 2010
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Fuckin Hotin Shitin Balls

Used to let others know that it is extreamly hot outside.
When we were sittin in the car he sadi it was Fuckin Hotin Shitin Balls.
by Heyotter388 December 30, 2005
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