by Rick wtb dick September 16, 2020
A being who masterfully walks the line between being really sarcastic and a disgruntled co-worker. May also suffer mild bi-polar spells.
Jen, it was very Hostile Hodges of you when you told me my singing was bad and that I should give up on life.
by thegoods24 July 13, 2010
The act of following directions from an authority figure to the nth degree all the while knowing that the effort will yield meaningless/worthless data or results. This is generally accompanied with the smug self-satisfaction of knowing that you have wasted 6 weeks completing a project whose value is zero and being able to tell you boss with a smart-ass grin that you did exactly what you were told.
There are two types of bad employees - one never does what is asked of them - the other only does what is asked of them. A person who practices hostile obedience falls into this second category
by HiWay61 December 02, 2012
Oh shit, hold up! My bad! Is it not ok to ask wtf is up with all this? Because this ain't a normal thing for people to be doing to a guy... So... Yeah...
Hym "Well, shoot! I didn't think I would need all the hostility! If I would have known I was right to think that people are doing the thing they are clearly doing; we wouldn't even be here. That is ridiculous! I mean how hard is that to not do to people? What is this supposed to do here? I get that you have cause to be suspicious but I'm just not getting the point of all this. And yeah, that's a good idea actually. So you CAN access all of the good and bad clips from me though, correct? Because if you have clumps of all the bad stuff you must also have access to the work as a whole, right? That's good to know... Here's the thing: I just want the thing that is happening to me to not be happening to me. I get that you all have your grievances and I know I'm the worst thing ever on the planet but I care about getting things over with quickly. Can we speed this up at all. I see that people clearly feel some kind of way about it. I just want whatever I can get for some of that and to slither back into the darkness from whence I came. So, now that I have your attention: That... That thing that I just said. 👆Up there? Read it again.
by Hym Iam August 16, 2022