hooker-ology

What you study in order to become a prostitute/hooker. Also an option for prospective strippers.

Jessica has a degree in hooker-ology.

by BLAHpseudonym January 22, 2010

Hook upgrade

An term of derision. In this situation, a woman regularly hooks up with a man who is only interested in casual sex. The man will either explicitly say that he does not want a romantic relationship, or will repeatedly tell the woman that he is “not sure what he wants”- as a way to defer the subject, or to indirectly tell the woman “no.” But the woman naively believes that if she just sticks it out long enough and shows the man how much she cares for him, a proper relationship will eventually begin. In actuality this will never, ever happen. The “hook upgrade” is the female equivalent of the “gay friend” phenomenon.

Despite several failures, Buffy continues to believe in the possibility of the hook upgrade.

by Popeyes Chicken Ph.D. February 21, 2010

Hookah Poop

The dire need to excrete after smoking hookah. Sometimes can lead to a Shart.

Bro I gotta take a hookah poop, I feel like I just took some laxatives!

by kingfisher93 May 11, 2014

Hookdrill

1. When a girl is getting eiffle towered by two dudes, the dude getting his balls sucked hooks 2... maybe 3 fingers into the girls asshole (a fist for experienced hookdrillers); while the dude blowing her roast beef out doggy style swaps to her fart box. The fingers must be inserted while the dick hammers the shit slinger.

2. An amazing way to break drill motors and bits. Perfect for the home worker who could give a fuck less about his tools.

Group 1: Hey guys what're you doing tonight?
Group 2: Ah, fuck. Probably hookdrilling Devins mom.
Group 1: Hah, good luck with the sloppy seconds.

by boiler January 30, 2019

Hookero

In Dominican spanish, hookero means someone who deals with hookahs:

- someone who works at a hookah establishment and sets up the hookahs
- someone who smokes a lot of hookah and owns their own hookah

I bought my own hookah--I'm a real hookero now!

by PaQueSepas April 2, 2019

Hookbridger

Hookbridger is a racial slur for middle easterners. It comes from the stereotype of Middle easterners having hooked noses or a curved nasal bridge, hence the term Hookbridger.

That kid is a hookbridger.

Look at that hookbridger.

by Legionary1483 April 8, 2021

Gooch Hook

adjective- to gooch hook.

- similar to the Fish Hook however the finger is first rubbed on the gooch before hooking the unsuspecting's mouth. Can be used during intercourse or as a simple greeting between friends. A more tricky manuver is the Double Gooch Hook

Mick "Bloody Screech snuck up and gooch hooked me in the club the other night, havn't seen him for ages..

Dan "Struth, sneeky bugger"
Mick "I got him back though, while he was at the bar i got him with the ol' double gooch hook!"

by King of Gooch July 6, 2009