honkey tonk

Redneck country slang for a dive bar. Ussually has saw dust on the floor, rebel flags, and big pickup trucks out front.

I was drinkin and dancin at the honkey tonk last night.

by Voneville September 14, 2005

Bull honkey

To be utterly positivley false without question.

Barbara: Yo, this water tastes like Camel Urine.
Dylan: Bull honkey, it tastes like a fine wine.

by Ian H. October 23, 2005

honkey donkey

Harley Davidson

When are you going to let me ride your new honkey donkey?

by Lunchbag March 28, 2010

honkey haybell

3 white people...man in front is being screwed on his feet by another man...the third person is sitting on the floor being slapped in the face while sucking on the first mans balls...

At the family reunion I caught cousin Billy and Bobby down there giving little Bettie Ann a honkey Haybell.

by avatar sky toucher May 16, 2014

Honkey butter

A slang term for Mayonnaise, referring to the affinity whites have to putting it on just about every sandwich they eat.

Put lots of Honkey butter on my sandwich!

by Sir Poop-A-Lot June 11, 2006

boo honkey

Southern slang used for the word butt.

Git down off that fence or I'll git yer boo honkey with my flip flop!

by Teh Sus May 5, 2008

Swamp Honkey

A white trash male or female; most likely the spawn of inbreeding resulting in webbed fingers/toes...

Used as an insult towards caucasian people who behave or speak in ways that reflect trailer trash habits...

Tiffany is such a Swamp Honkey, she drinks budweiser through a straw between her missing front teeth

by Lovely Jones June 12, 2011