by Gryff March 09, 2004
a stupid ass activity that claims that it will help you pass all of your classes if you do it, but it really takes away your nights and weekends. but its all good because my teachers harly ever assign it to me.
by pimp daddy dollars January 14, 2005
A form of cruel and unusual punishment created by teachers to keep us away from watching good quality TV shows like Spongebob Squarepants and playing our awsome gameing systems
by Spongebob January 16, 2003
Although homework is generally thought to be negative by the large part of the student population, it actually does have benefits. The main thing that makes teachers go wrong with it is by over doing it. The reason for homework is to refresh and sustain the things that you learned in class. Reasonable for math: worksheet with 15-25 problems depending on level of difficulty. What teachers actually assign: 50 math problems that take an average of 4 minutes to calculate. If we had reasonable assignments, which we sometimes do, homework would not have the extreme negative connotations that it does.
In a perfect world:
Teacher: Alright kids, for your ninth grade English homework today read a chapter, and write a four sentence summary.
Kids: Ok! That should take about twenty minutes! Yay!
Realistically:
Teacher: Alright kids, for your ninth grade English homework today read five chapters, and give me a page on the representation of disestablishmentarianism in the novel.
Kids: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Teacher: Alright kids, for your ninth grade English homework today read a chapter, and write a four sentence summary.
Kids: Ok! That should take about twenty minutes! Yay!
Realistically:
Teacher: Alright kids, for your ninth grade English homework today read five chapters, and give me a page on the representation of disestablishmentarianism in the novel.
Kids: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
by avadakedavra January 12, 2011
"Also, the only thing that will lead to success in your life and will prevent your dropping out of school and working as a frycook at McDonald's until you're 85." ... wtf?? the only thing thqat will lead you to success? only if you'e a dumbass. you don't need to do homework to not fail in life. thats bullshit. you can pass almost any class without doing any/most of your homework. i learned that once i got into high school. but hey- if you would rather sit at home and do school work, go for it. but i would rather hang out with my friends or do something else i enjoy. and doing your homework will not prevent you from dropping out or working at mcdonalds either. and whats wrong with being a frycook? which is more pathetic: having a job at mcyd's, or having no job at all and muching off your parents? you can decide..
by f.u.c.k.y.o.u. February 11, 2005
that which i do not do.
Bob: Hey, did you do your homework last night?
Me: No, homeworks for chumps. I do more meaningful things with my time.
Me: No, homeworks for chumps. I do more meaningful things with my time.
by soxxfan9824 April 03, 2008
chick #1: did you watch the O.C last night?
chick #2: No..
chick #1: why not?
chick #2: because i had homework to do you mofo.
chick #1: suck... muahahaha
CASE CLOSED
chick #2: No..
chick #1: why not?
chick #2: because i had homework to do you mofo.
chick #1: suck... muahahaha
CASE CLOSED
by Ana Babi April 27, 2006