homehacker

A person who hacks people's homes, possibly to help or hinder, dependent on their mood.

HomeHacker2 On YouTube/IRC

by HomeHacker2 January 29, 2009

homemade cherry pie

To eat the blood clot of a woman on their period.after one breaks in your mouth you intern deep throat kiss her injecting the clot into her mouth.

eat chew kiss spit homemade cherry pie

by five star redwing general July 13, 2009

Homemade Pie

Masturbation, jerking off, or taming your dragon at your home. Hence the "homemade" part.

Jimbo-Hey Joe wanna go to the party tonight at Silly Billy's place?
Joe- ahh..no thanks I'm gonna make some homemade pie.
Jimbo- whats that
Joe- My mom just got the magazine Good Housekeeping. So im gonna jerk off to that.

by TuffyKillA February 28, 2011

homemade bidet

When you do a poo which is so perfectly formed that a little bit of water splashes you right in the poo hole.

Oli:Yo dawg, that poo was so good I got a homemade bidet
Mike: Pom Pom Pom

by P0l1wrath September 30, 2013

Hoofmaker

A type of person with the impulse to blow the cock of an animal, place the cum inside the animal's asshole, and then drink it slowly as if drinking a Giant Gulp; mainly cocks of the hoofed beast.

"Dude! That guy is sucking the cum out of that bull's ass!"

"Don't worry man, he's just a stupid Hoofmaker."

by Logger123 October 10, 2013

homemade oreo

when your partner shits on your chest then jizzes on the shit then shits on top off the jizz covered shit making an oreo then you eat it

Blessings love Casper's homemade oreos. They could eat a million of them every day!

by Cameron Cole November 4, 2006

homemade smokes

It is where you get all the old Butts with bits of tabbaco in them, then you put it all together and get a piece of paper and role it up and fucken smoke it and its fucken crazy shash.

Tommo:lets make a homemade smoke
Aaron:Aight
Tommo:(makes it)......PUFFFFFFFFFF.......hmmmmmmm crazy shash.

by Darren Thomson June 15, 2005