Homemade BlowPop

You want to grab your personal fuck toy and shove it into your tail pipe. Proceed to strip and start up your vehicle. Return to the tail pipe and place your cock into the toy. Pullout out your homemade blow pop!
Timothy was craving something to lick, so he decided to try out the homemade blowpop!
by Teeg97 July 24, 2022
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Homemade Krave

When you poop on a baking sheet lined with parchment paper and then cum in a jar and after freezing the cum for thirty minutes you stuff poop balls with the cum and bake at 400 degrees for 11 minutes
Yo man I made this awesome homemade krave, you gotta try it!
by Dan F.C. April 21, 2024
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Homemade Molten Lava Cake

When you can’t afford to go out somewhere and get a dessert, sometimes you have to improvise. One prime example would be pooping on a paper plate, then jizzing on said poop, which you will then put into a microwave for one minute. You’ve successfully made a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, enjoy!
Guy 1: Man I want a good dessert, but they’re just so dad gum expensive these days!
Guy 2: Have you ever tried a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, it’s completely free!
Guy 1: I’ve never heard of it, how do you make one
Guy 2: Oh boy, are you in for a treat!
by Mr.NateHiggers February 23, 2024
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homemade piss lemonade

Lemonade made in your house with piss as the main ingredient. It’s also used when someone made terrible move in party games.
Your answer is totally a cup of homemade piss lemonade
by D_Dawg_Y February 23, 2020
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Nice homemade cookies

A term for penis and the sex resulting from it
Micheal: I'm gonna have some nice homemade cookies

Jerome: should I tell him
by Racoomer March 17, 2022
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Homemade Goodness

Material or things made by someone who isn’t very well known and makes it themselves and is somewhat independent.

Usually it applies to artists who are either up-and-coming, not popular yet, or are already popular but not mainstream Level.
I love independent and up-and-coming artists and chefs. So much homemade goodness.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 12, 2018
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homemade melatonin

Sexual intercourse, and or masterbation that puts one to sleep.
I need some of his homemade melatonin tonight.
by zo3yj October 14, 2022
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