Homemade cooking

When someone squats on your mouth and feeds their 'homemade cooking' to you.

Adam: Chloe came over to my place and served me her homemade cooking
John: wow it should have been me!

by Adam119 February 17, 2025

homemade melatonin

Sexual intercourse, and or masterbation that puts one to sleep.

I need some of his homemade melatonin tonight.

by zo3yj October 14, 2022

homemade chomper

When your mum cuts your hair and she isn't a hairdresser.

Check out that boys homemade Chomper.

by Tamspink August 8, 2017

homemade piss lemonade

Lemonade made in your house with piss as the main ingredient. It’s also used when someone made terrible move in party games.

Your answer is totally a cup of homemade piss lemonade

by D_Dawg_Y February 22, 2020

Homemade-THOT

When a Thottie is no ordinary and you KNOW she is homemade.

Callum, you should leave her alone bro she not just a thot she a Homemade-THOT.

by StayAwayThottie May 10, 2018

Homemade BlowPop

You want to grab your personal fuck toy and shove it into your tail pipe. Proceed to strip and start up your vehicle. Return to the tail pipe and place your cock into the toy. Pullout out your homemade blow pop!

Timothy was craving something to lick, so he decided to try out the homemade blowpop!

by Teeg97 July 24, 2022

homemade cream pie

When you bust a nut and it shoots into your own butthole. Then, dribbles down and sits in the crevice next to your gooch and your nutsack.

Jim: Bro my girl said she was gonna cut me off from sex.
John: Bro what are you going to do?
Jim: I don’t know. Looks like I’ll be spending tonight trying to make a homemade cream pie.
John: Damn bro that sucks. Good luck with the homemade cream pie.

by J. R. Granelli November 14, 2018