Hoitus Coitus

When someone engages in very formal sexual activity.

I thought Sharon would be crazy in bed, but instead she preferred hoitus coitus!

by Kotor39 May 16, 2010

hungarian howitzer

When a person is walking around and they are desperately holding in a big shit, eventually it shoots out, ripping the pants open in the process, and it flies through the atmosphere, around the Earth, and right onto a blind russian man's dick.

Madison was holding in her shit so long waiting in line for the bathroom, that she did a hungarian howitzer and freaked everyone out.

by Chootrain470 May 11, 2016

hoit

The sound made when a person falls from a building and hits cement so hard at that his legs split apart.

Contemporary use of "hoit" has also come to mean an epic fail from falling at extreme heights.

The origin of "hoit" is unknown, however it is believed to originate from the video game Skate.

(A man falls off a scaffold stories) HOIT!

by eagerbeaver31 December 17, 2008

heitzenroder

a person who is annoying and/or noone likes him.

oh my god that heitzenroder is so annoying!!

by mike tf January 12, 2008

hoitey toitey

Defines an average person, purchasing or owning something that is above them.

Instead of buying "Wonder Bread" in the bag, someone that was hoitey toitey would get a French Loaf

by Kevin Val April 24, 2007

Hoit

a group of some real trill ass niggas

look at those hoits over there im scared as fuck

by TAY CHOP October 7, 2011

Huitziolopochtli

A man beast eats a lot of chipotle, and at times is known for his distinct short temperness.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see Jeremy at Chipotle yesterday?
Guy 2: Yeah man, he ate three burritos like he's Huitziolopochtli or something!

by garzacist November 26, 2011