HM customs & excise

(n.) Her Majesty's custom and excise, who control most of British taxation, and really don't give a shit that it's too much, so shut up and pay, you working class daily star and the sun readers who bitch about the government.

HM customs & excise will amalgamate themselves with the Inland Revenue in a few years.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

Hms

Hate my self

Typical social media post:
What am I doing with my life? Hms

by Okgra July 25, 2020

HM

Honorable mention.
(The correct definition)

So that was the top 5 songs of all time.
HM: The great gig in the sky.

by neurotic_and_psychotic June 20, 2025

hm, what jew mean

a sharp hum followed by the words 'what do you mean', this is a way for people to ask what is meant when they actually know the answer and exactly what happened, but want to buy time and is said very quickly to distract the accuser.

Koko: 'Ash did you just take a piss without washing your hands?'
Ash: 'hm, what jew mean?'

by destroyer2643187 February 23, 2024

loops hm

a motherfucker who is far too small for her age, she is an idiot who can't read or spell and she will not get up off of her ass even if the fucking house is on fire . if you look up the word "bitch" in a dictionary a picture of loops hm will come up

ewww it's loops hm, run for your lives bitches

by meow meow i'm a cat September 7, 2020

hm shmeh

A certain feeling of sheepishness experienced in social situations.

I wanted to talk to that girl, but whenever she comes around I'm all hm shmeh.

by iaintgotnofingers September 30, 2010

hm

it often means like go fuck yourself or leave me alone

a word you say when you dont wanna type

hey wanna hang ?

hm

by skilly deffo May 14, 2020