HM customs & excise

(n.) Her Majesty's custom and excise, who control most of British taxation, and really don't give a shit that it's too much, so shut up and pay, you working class daily star and the sun readers who bitch about the government.

HM customs & excise will amalgamate themselves with the Inland Revenue in a few years.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

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Hms

Hate my self

Typical social media post:
What am I doing with my life? Hms

by Okgra July 25, 2020

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HM

Honorable mention.
(The correct definition)

So that was the top 5 songs of all time.
HM: The great gig in the sky.

by neurotic_and_psychotic June 20, 2025

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hm shmeh

A certain feeling of sheepishness experienced in social situations.

I wanted to talk to that girl, but whenever she comes around I'm all hm shmeh.

by iaintgotnofingers September 30, 2010

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loops hm

a motherfucker who is far too small for her age, she is an idiot who can't read or spell and she will not get up off of her ass even if the fucking house is on fire . if you look up the word "bitch" in a dictionary a picture of loops hm will come up

ewww it's loops hm, run for your lives bitches

by meow meow i'm a cat September 7, 2020

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