HM customs & excise

(n.) Her Majesty's custom and excise, who control most of British taxation, and really don't give a shit that it's too much, so shut up and pay, you working class daily star and the sun readers who bitch about the government.

HM customs & excise will amalgamate themselves with the Inland Revenue in a few years.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

hm shmeh

A certain feeling of sheepishness experienced in social situations.

I wanted to talk to that girl, but whenever she comes around I'm all hm shmeh.

by iaintgotnofingers September 30, 2010

HM

an abbreviation for how much/ many

"Hey, I was wondering HM that is."
"HM people at the party?"

by Mp02 December 6, 2016

Hm

A term used when a girl is mad about something so she texts you “hm” hoping you take the hint. Equal to saying k or mhmm

“I’m really sorry I cheated on you”
“Hm”

by Hailey.sarah December 4, 2018

Hm

Usually means I’m slightly pissed off or/confused / I don’t believe u /

(Can u shut tf up rn) hm

by Fuckinghm January 1, 2019

hm

hm is text slang(abbreviation) for "how much" normally referring to cash but also can be used for any type of currency

you:yo hm a half

they:yo it depends 90 bubba 110 gods gift an you could just take all the platinum you want shits ass
you; aiii ill lyk
they: bet

by SirRyanStrongJaw September 8, 2018

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by NevadaNiggaWhoJusCrashedHisUFO May 31, 2018