designated hitter

A stupid rule that was implemented 40 years ago because the majority of AL teams, although some having some success in the post season, were struggling financially, and thought that by taking away the "weakest hitter" in the lineup and replacing him with some douche bag that cant field a ball but can swing a bat, would increase their ratings.

Although while chicks dig the long ball and everything, most NL fans (like myself) and some AL fans, think the DH should be abolished and the same 9 players on the field should be the same 9 players in the on the lineup card.

Douche - Hey bro you wanna watch the Angels and Mariners game?

Me - No thanks, Im a real baseball fan, Im going to watch the Dodgers and Cubs, or Cards and Mets, Or Giants and Marlins, or Pads and Rox, or any other NL game even if their record is shit, cuz they don't use a pussy Designated Hitter.

Douche - oh ok, I'll go back to my shitty AL game and keep being a douche then.

Me - you do that

designated hitter by Danny boy in LA June 27, 2009

designated hitter

someone who masturbates while watching two men have sex with each other

"Brock and Mike were having sex and they wanted me to join in, but I was only comfortable being a designated hitter."

designated hitter by matty fantastic September 10, 2005

Double-Hitter 

When you get hit with hotness then get hit with cuteness

I saw double-hitter today

Double-Hitter by CamoCutieRae January 8, 2014

dirty little hilter 

A ignorant cracker who idolize a murdering man who thought that his race was superior.

Dirty Little Hitler really thought that the white man was superior until he saw them niggas out doing them in every thing.

did you see that nigga blow pass dirty little hilter like he was standing still.

dirty little hilter by A rightoue man March 26, 2010

Double Shitter Hitter

Whenever the tank and the toilet bowl are being used at the same time by two males, then while on the toilet bowl one turns around and blows the other dude before flushing.

Tommy said, "Don't go in the bathroom Mike and Steve are having a double shitter hitter."

Double Shitter Hitter by [e-mail] November 20, 2018

Double hitter 

When two women share a dildo made for two women to share

Jill: Hey Jolene, want to try out my double hitter?
Jolene: what's that?
Jill: you know, it's like scissoring, but with a dildo made for dwo

Double hitter by H. Heroine August 17, 2017

poopy dick rim hitter 

a man who likes to peg women in the buns or a gay man who likes to put his dick up poop chutes

a man who likes to peg women in the buns or a gay man that likes to fuck poop chutes "that niggas a poopy dick rim hitter cuz!" "did you hear about that guy? that fags a poopy dick rim hitter!"

poopy dick rim hitter by Psuedorandomnumbergenerator June 12, 2022