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Pitchslap

Sliding into someone’s DMs with an unsolicited business proposal or service offer. Connecting with someone under false pretences in order to pitch them your service or product. A bait and switch.
I scheduled a coffee date with this girl to catch up and she pitchslapped me with her marketing templates for my business.
by Business Blasphemer October 20, 2025
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bitchslap

when you slap the sense into a bitch because they keep fucking around
Person A: Hey, Person C, I heard Person B was messing with you again. What'd you do this time?
Person C: I bitchslapped that hoe so hard her teeth almost got knocked loose.
Person A: Uh huh...
by neptune67 December 21, 2025
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Chimpanzee Bitchslap

When a girl attempts to fornicate her vagina with a peeled banana, resulting in a mushy mess down under.
"Man, I chimpanzee bitchslapped the fuck out of my punani last night...what a mess. Should have saved the banana for breakfast."
by Connoisseurbtch December 3, 2013
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