Hidden Mitten

The act of Fisting a vagina followed by the insertion of an erect penis. Once both the fist and the penis have met inside, the hand jacks off the erection. This act is done by one male to one female.

For example, "The only way we both could get off was by throwing her the Hidden Mitten."

by Road Crow April 5, 2011

Hidden Mickey

1: A secret blow job
2: when his dick is so small you have to look for it

She gave me a Hidden Mickey behind the bleachers
I was tryna fuck him, but I couldn't find his dick, it was a whole hidden mickey situation.

by daddyduhrell November 28, 2018

Hidden Missile

A gif that has a missile of the phallic variety. A trap gif that surprised you when you see their hidden penis.

I was browsing r/Kappa and they hit me with a hidden missile.

by C-1 June 22, 2018

the hidden pinky

Began as a pool hall term in England in the late 1990s, The Hidden Pinky meant to be snookered on the pink (the second last ball), now a euphymism for sex on the dining table because there's two balls on the table.

Guy 1: What did you have for dinner last night?
Guy 2: Roast beef then The Hidden Pinky for dessert.

by Pineapple Hwy May 18, 2016

no hidden fees

A dude who keeps it's real, ain't beatin around the bush type dude.

"Ayo watch what you say to that foo, he has no hidden fees homie."

by Esteballs. April 9, 2023

hidden hottie

A girl who wears baggy clothes and no makeup that hide her epic curves and sexiness

Matt: "I'm thinking about asking out Nancy."
Dan: "NO. She only wears sweatpants and never goes to parties!"
Matt: Exactly. She's such a hidden hottie."

by Bobo Wazini July 8, 2014

hidden lover

someone's hidden sex partner, is hidden from spouse better known as a side hoe

wow Brittany is such a hidden lover!

by kitty kat >:) December 15, 2015