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Hidden Mitten

The act of Fisting a vagina followed by the insertion of an erect penis. Once both the fist and the penis have met inside, the hand jacks off the erection. This act is done by one male to one female.
For example, "The only way we both could get off was by throwing her the Hidden Mitten."
by Road Crow April 5, 2011
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hidden palms

A New One Hour Mystery Series On The CW Television Network. Many who have not seen the pilot call it 'The OC Rip Off' or 'The Crappy OC Spin Off'. It's no such thing. It's a smart and intelligent new show that can more accurately be called a male version of 'Veronica Mars'.
Guy #1- Have you heard about the new CW show 'Hidden Palms'?

Guy #2- Isn't that just a rip-off of the OC?

Guy #1- It's nothing like the OC you idiot! It's so much better! If you like 'Veronica Mars' you'll love this show!

Guy #2- Hmm... Sounds awesome! I'll check it out!
by Scooba December 13, 2008
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hidden hottie

A girl who wears baggy clothes and no makeup that hide her epic curves and sexiness
Matt: "I'm thinking about asking out Nancy."
Dan: "NO. She only wears sweatpants and never goes to parties!"
Matt: Exactly. She's such a hidden hottie."
by Bobo Wazini July 8, 2014
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Hidden Seagull

The Hidden Seagull:
Secretly masturbating while watching a couple have sex, then once you've blown your load in your hand, run over to the couple and slap the semen around one of them. Seagulls do not aim when they excrete so point of contact is not overly important. You then need to run out of the room whilst making a loud seagull caww.
1. "I woke up and they were having sex right next to me!"
2. "omg what did you do?!"
1. " what any man would do in that situation, the Hidden Seagull"

or

"i'd love to do The Hidden Seagull one day"
by ooo betty August 20, 2015
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hidden cave

when you're trying to stick it in but you can't see her vagina cause her pubes are covering the hole
dude I tried to bang Nicole last night but she had a hidden cave
by cinnamontaco October 13, 2015
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hidden lover

someone's hidden sex partner, is hidden from spouse better known as a side hoe
wow Brittany is such a hidden lover!
by kitty kat >:) December 15, 2015
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Hidden Mickey

1: A secret blow job
2: when his dick is so small you have to look for it
She gave me a Hidden Mickey behind the bleachers
I was tryna fuck him, but I couldn't find his dick, it was a whole hidden mickey situation.
by daddyduhrell November 28, 2018
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