hermes link

When you go down on her, while chewing croissant, and she cum al over your face

Damn son, yo bitch hit me up with that hermes link last night. it was al over me.

by ice blue mink June 21, 2017

hermes poor

Having a Hermes (like Gucci, Fendi, Prada) bag and no money inside.

Girl was strolling down the street with her designer bag, and couldn't find 5 dollars for her chicken patty!!! Biatch is Hermes poor!

by UD inventor November 18, 2017

Herm

A Man/Girl that looks like both Genders

Hey did you see that herm walking To us it was about to talk to us Fucking disgusting

by Yourhigger February 9, 2018

Hermes

A female who has a likelihood of having an appearance of man, and/or has a physical trait which belongs on man. (Moustache, Muscles, etc.) (Noun).

Person 1: Yo Bob, take a look at them fine women working in that office!

Person 2: Don't be silly. They're men.

Person 1 *Looks closely...*

Person 1: Nevermind, they're just Hermes. Let's go fetch the boys for a manwhich.

Person 2: Sounds Like Fun!!!

by YoungHulio November 20, 2020

Hermes

Pronounced; (air-mez) Was the Greek god of trade, wealth, luck, thieves, and travel. He was among the cleverest and trickiest Olympian gods. He created the lyre, and was the patron of shepherds. He is often compared to Mercury, Latin Mercuries who was a Roman god. Hermes never had a wife, however, he had eight children, Evander, Hermaphroditus, Myrtilus, Pan, Autolycus, Eudoros, Angelia, and Abderus.

"Hermes if my favorite Greek god because I, too enjoy wealth and trade."

by Bern Cullken January 28, 2021

Herm

A guy or girl you will never know

Yo dude is that a herm?! “ dude I can’t tell if it’s a chick or a dude

by KingHazan February 7, 2021

Hermes Fung

An Asian kid from Hong Kong who currently lives in Moncton in Canada. Can also be used to describe any minority who tries to "act white" to fit in.

That kid is such a Hermes Fung.

by Tyler Okkay December 7, 2011