Hoedometer

Main Entry: hoedom·e·ter
Pronunciation: hoe-'dä-me-ter
Function: noun

: an instrument for measuring a person's sexual encounters(as by intercourse)

You better use a condom; she has several miles on her hoedometer.

by QuasarZ71 May 22, 2006

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Topper Headon

Now I'M proud to be the first to write a GOOD definition for Topper Headon.

Topper Headon was one of the best drummers of ALL TIME. Originally Nicky Headon, Topper was also nicknamed "The Human Drum Machine" because of his impeccable timing and skills.

Beat out "every other drummer in London" for the hotseat. He planned to originally stay with The Clash for just a while, but then he realized what a great band they were and stayed.

However, he got kicked out after "Combat Rock" (in which he wrote almost all of "Rock The Casbah") because of a heroin addiction.

He still remains a rock 'n roll and drumming LEGEND.

Topper Headon is my drumming hero.

by Lost in the supermarket April 22, 2006

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hoodooed

African based folk Magic and control practiced in the U.S. and Caribbean, usually used to bring bad luck.

Keith admitted that he had been hoodooed, reinstated the ticket and asked the Administrative Office of the Courts to send a judge and a prosecutor from outside Forsyth County to handle the matter once and for all.

by igotjokes April 14, 2010

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