When you have to take a poo ... Really bad, but don't have access to a bathroom. The poo pokes out of your butthole as you try to sqeeze it back in so you don't shit your pants. Much like the way a turtles head peeks in and out of it's shell.
Often you can tell if one is turtle heading because they will walk funny, from the effort it takes to keep from shitting their pants
Often you can tell if one is turtle heading because they will walk funny, from the effort it takes to keep from shitting their pants
by Sexy blonde chick December 31, 2014
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2.A handicapped parking spot
3. A ticket you get for parking in a handicapped parking spot.
2.A handicapped parking spot
3. A ticket you get for parking in a handicapped parking spot.
Hey Jed, would you bone that chick even though shes handislapped?
I can't park there because its handislapped.
I can't park there because its handislapped.
by Curtiss December 29, 2006
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A person who uses a handicapped parking sticker illegally so that they may park in the spots closest to the building.
Look at that handifaker. They just put a blue tag in their windshield so that they don't have to walk an extra 50 feet.
by Tabitha Harris January 4, 2008
Get the handifaker mug.Oh, girl, my claustrophobia is so bad I have to wait in line for the handicrapper so I won't feel like the stall walls are closing in on me
by Powersiblings January 18, 2011
Get the handicrapper mug.The notorious god of aesthetics who, looking more like an animated Tim Burton character than a human being, is renowned for his work in photography as well as designs in fashion at both Dior Homme and Saint Laurent.
The "H" in his first name is silent.
The "H" in his first name is silent.
by Hedislav October 27, 2013
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Mary: What the fuck is that? Is that a picture of two-headed penis with arms sticking out of it?
John: Thats my fucking girlfriend.
Mary: Oh. I'm sorry, you're just artistically handicapped.
John: Thats my fucking girlfriend.
Mary: Oh. I'm sorry, you're just artistically handicapped.
by WholeWheatBread January 30, 2009
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A harsh insult used in dire situations of stress. Has no actual ill meaning towards homosexual men, the Balkans are just a bit behind in fully accepting gay people.
A harsh insult used in dire situations of stress. Has no actual ill meaning towards homosexual men, the Balkans are just a bit behind in fully accepting gay people.
"Tko te je naučio voziti, hendikepirana pederčino!"
"Who taught you how to drive, you hendicapped faggot!"
"Who taught you how to drive, you hendicapped faggot!"
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