Heifer Fluffer

Giving a girl head in a cow pasture.

"Yo bro, Tom gave her head in the cow pasture! He's such a fucking Heifer Fluffer!"

by BakerOutpost November 16, 2019

heiferlicious

adj. A portmanteau of heifer and bootylicious, used to describe a heavily-built woman who wears clothing which should only be worn by someone with an "ideal" body-type.

Clothing that exposes a gut, back fat or orange-peel legs would render the wearer heiferlicious.

by Benny Blanco from Bromley July 3, 2006

trifling heifer

A female cow or "trifling heifer" who goes around claiming they don't have "MAD COW DISEASE"- over and over again and agian - while the major symptoms are pianfuly obvious and visible.

"trifling heifer": "I don't have mad cow disease for the simple fact that I am not a Cow!!-I am acually a helicopter, and if anyone come out into this field to "put me down" or kill me saying i am diseased I will simply fly away."

by crazyvaletbob June 18, 2006

Heifi

When the kid from Hey Arnold's best friend, named Gerald, takes a shower and his top-hat hair goes down.

Dammit Arnold my hair is SO Heifi.

by Cow Poly January 29, 2006

Heifer Dust

The dust that accumulates on, and around an old, fat, virgins vagina due to lack of use.

I was so desperate that I almost slept with this old fat chick, but then I saw how much heifer dust she had.

by JimmyElrah November 13, 2011

Heifer

Alexa Renich-Malek

Hey my boy moses is dating a heifer

by Young Mole 01 May 2, 2018

Heifer

heifers are basically baby cows, but in slang, it's like saying "ok, boomer" but for humans that are younger or minors.

6th grader: so what? im in middle-school, i can date!
8th grader: ok, heifer.

by xaruh_ March 13, 2020