heading

The ACTUAL definition of heading is heeding reading a book.

I'm heading this book from start to end possibly to my friend.

by Hercolena Oliver June 26, 2008

heading the hay

Going to sleep (southern way)

I'm "heading the hay", I'll see you tomorrow!

by juliuscaesardies September 22, 2017

headlight car game

Driving at night with the headlights off waiting for another car to flash their lights at you.

Yo that bitch wants to play the headlight car game lets follow her and scare the shit out of her!

by Thick Lil Miss November 27, 2019

Headlighting

When a person rubs their nipples against another person's nipples until both parties nipples are erect.

When John and I were headlighting last night I felt like we had never been closer.

by Not Steve 16 October 18, 2021

Headlight chicken

When two grown ass adults refuse to dim their brights as they approach each other.

Karen wrecked her car because she refuses to lose at headlight chicken.

by Beerme78 January 31, 2022

Walrus Heading

When you have to shit so bad, that a chunk of a turd is hanging out of your ass.

I'm fucking walrus heading right now. Dude, where is your bathroom?!

by Aunostah Nichol-Black January 28, 2017

Losing a headlight

Getting poked in the eye with a penis, and, therefore, not being able to see out of that eye. Usually occurs during fellatio.

My girlfriend tried to give me a blowjob on a roller coaster, and she ended up losing a headlight.

by orbkcidymkcus March 14, 2013