Harry's wand

The man inserts his long wand-like penis into the woman's vagina and proceeds with intercourse. When he ejaculates, he screams "EXPECTO PATRONUM". If the woman is impregnated, the child must be named Harry, for it is the chosen one.

"Bro, did you bang her?"
"Yeah man I totally gave her the harry's wand. Can't wait for little Harry!"

by Hypertronix January 5, 2017

Hairy Otter

A very hairy and very wet otters pocket aka vagina.

Truly the prized game catch for the avid hunter.

I shagged her hairy otter in the back of my truck just round yonder.

My hairy otter was so wet his whole hand slid in.

My uncle snuck into my tent and went a hunting for some hairy otter.

by Dick Onchin September 9, 2020

screaming harry

When one does a massive SHIT and screams in pain

My mate had a screaming Harry after his curry

by Hilly May 18, 2019

Shit Hook Harry's

A term used to describe a business competitor or low end retail or someplace so unremarkable you've forgotten the name of.

Wow, where did you get that? Oh I found it over at Shit Hook Harry's on the South side.

by Wascallywabbit June 4, 2018

Hairy-V trap

An irresistible anatomic attractant. Used exclusively by the female of a species as a device for exerting total domination over an unwitting, disoriented victim. It is often adorned, modified, beautified and/or scented in an attempt to disguise its nefarious purpose. Traditionally, innocent adolescent boys invariably succumb to this inescapable force, blinded by the singular intention of being consumed by it; sadly, the disposition of older males does not improve with experience.

As men, we have all been caught in the Hairy-V trap. The lucky ones die quickly, but most die a slow painful death; the few that do manage to escape, destined to willingly again succumb.

by YAWA July 18, 2016

Harry Plays

Harry Plays is like those dumb fortnite shits who only play fortnite or roblox and nothing else cause they have nothing to do in their life and think their cool by saying "kyxs" and theyre racist.

Yo, heard of harry plays, that racist 11 year old?

Yeahh bro, he got exposed didnt he?
Yeah. What a racist shit. Telling people to kill theyreselfs cause he doesnt know any good death threat.

by cumboycumcumsockkevin December 7, 2020

harry homo

The ultimate male homosexual.

DH is a harry homo because he is a pussy and loves to do guys.

by Buppers May 20, 2007