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Mad harem

A term for"Muslim cows butt"
John:I've got that mad harem

Sarah:nice too know
by Andrew slay June 13, 2018
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Celebrity Harem

Where I want to be in 30 years.
Hym "Ok. 5 year plan. Step one: Celebrity Harem. Step two: Flood reality with the plurality of my essence so throughly that I supplant God entirely (Because MY AMBITION CANNOT BE CONTAINED!!!). Step three: Burn Jordan Peterson's soul BUT ONLY FOR A LITTLE BIT, ATHEISTS! ONLY FOR A LITTLE BIT! SO IT'S FINE! Just until he's a nice even golden brown! He's fine. I'm morally in the clear if it's only for a little bit and he would make my life a living hell is he could so it's fine. Everything is chill."
by Hym Iam September 8, 2023
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De-Harem Syndrome

A term for women who have possessive tendencies towards men they are no longer involved with, sexually and or, romantically. De-Harem syndrome is when a woman feels some kind of way when another woman flirts, dates, or hooks up with their previous man-thing. The syndrome is all-inclusive to a multitude of different complex emotions. Still, the syndrome mainly stems from an unhealthy ego and inability to let go of previous men. De-Harem syndrome is quite common and can be harmless when recognized and managed. All a woman who has De-Harem syndrome has to do is self-recognize that they can't control the entire male population in their dms, can't get upset and possessive over men she is not with, and finally, needs to let go of those men to form a healthy friendship, or maintain a wonderful memory of something that once was. If a woman fails to self-recognize she has De-Harem syndrome, the woman will most likely continue to hoard men, and show possessiveness. At this point, cutting contact with this woman is the best move.
"Oh she's got De-Harem Syndrome. Hope she gets better lmfao"
by Wreniji January 26, 2024
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Unwanted Harem

Not to be confused with Harem Genre, a genre of Japanese media that sometimes heavily relies on this trope. A common reaction from the man when a Harem plot begins and women start fighting for his attention. He might either think like a Celibate Hero, that the gratuitous quantity of boobs he is forced to see every day are just a bother, (comically missing the point that he is in an enviable situation) or see them as an obstacle between him and the girl he truly likes, or he may just find them annoying for one reason or another. A more likely reason, plot-wise, is the fact that the male lead cannot reciprocate all the girls' feelings without seeming to the audience to be cruel, manipulative, and misleading to the girls. So the far easier solution is to make him oblivious to their affection.
"Well, I'm running down the road trying to loosen my load,
I've got seven women on my mind.
Four that wanna own me, two who wanna stone me,
One says she's a friend of mine."
-Eagles, "Take It Easy"
George:... Well, that's an Unwanted Harem if I've ever seen one.
by Happy tree times March 30, 2021
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Mormon harem

Mormons worship sea lions as gods, so trying to make themselves closer to god's image, a male Mormon will marry about 30 people at the same time.
The Mormon harem didn't have any guys or midgets in it, you would think that to a guy that tried to fuck as many people as Wilt Chamberlain, marrying just females would get old after about the 27th or 28th wife, but not for him.
by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021
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Harem

What Angelica Schuyler wants to form with her sister ( Elizabeth Schuyler) and Alexander Hamilton.
Elizabeth - “Laughing at my sister coz she wants to form a harem”

Angelica - “im just saying if you really loved me you would share him”

Elizabeth - “ ha!”
by youllseewhaticandotohim August 11, 2018
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harem-scare 'em

A group of witches that a guy keeps as romantic partners.
A guy would hafta be pretty desperate for romance to want a harem-scare 'em of old wrinkly hags.
by QuacksO October 23, 2020
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