headphoned

To wrap your legs around a person who is sucking your dick, or eating your pussy. Its the shit.

I was eating this girl out, and she headphoned me, it made the experience that much better.

Some bitch was sucking my dick so i headphoned her!

by The One And Only Ross June 29, 2006

Headphone Blasting

An action that is started when that prick across the room starts playing music on his cell phone, so you turn your MP3/Ipod's volume all the way up, and then engage in music battle over control of the loudest sound waves.

"Hey you hear that prick playing music?"

"Yeah, why?"

"Lets start Headphone Blasting!"

"Yeah!"

by TruthWithinLies April 17, 2010

headphone ear

When you wear your headphones for too long and your ears start to hurt.

You: Hey dude, I got headphone ear like 5 times last night!
Friend: That sucks!

by Goder555 September 14, 2018

Chocolate Headphones

When in a three-some, you ask two participants to face away from you and squat either side of your head. Each anus is at 'ear-level'. On a count of three, the participants then begin to defecate, and the trick is to try and get both stools to meet at the top of your head to create a set of "chocolate headphones."

Got lucky with two girls last night and I totally got a set of chocolate headphones. It's the best Christmas ever!

by Horhay the IV March 11, 2011

The Headphones

Noun: A sex technique, where a recipient takes a seat in a chair while two friendly gents stick their penises in the recipient's ear to the best of their abilities. The gentlemen administering their penises must hold hands above the recipient to complete the "headphone" shape. The recipient usually wears a warm smile and strokes the penises, but this can vary depending on the tone of the encounter. The Headphone is similar to the "Eiffel Tower," in a sense, but involves a remarkably different feeling.

Verb Infinitive: to headphone
Verb Gerund: headphoning

Charlotte: I did the headphones with those homeless dudes that hang out near the mini-mart.

Charlotte's Dad: Get the fuck out of this house!

Hector: We should headphone your new girlfriend.

George: I think Agnes would be down for that.

Doctor: Your ear infection could have resulted from multiple things: swimming, showering, or even headphoning. Just practice safe ear-hygiene from now on.

by Rimmy Jimmy May 23, 2014

headphone

getting head while your on the phone

So while i was on the phone with you bro my girl was giving me head or we will just call it headphone

by KidKuzoo March 1, 2011

hardchoreography

The trend that has arisen in hardcore/metalcore music in recent years where it is only be acceptable for band members to stand/pose in certain ways and to mosh in certain ways so that they may all be in unison. Involves planning ahead and practicing how to move on stage when performing "hardcore" music, ie choreography. Admittedly, sometimes pleasing to the eyes, but so, sooooo wrong and against the true meaning of hardcore music.

Fellow 1: Hey man, you wanna go see Attack Attack tonight?
Fellow 2: Eh, no! I'm not into fucking hardchoreography ...
Fellow 1: Yeah I know, me neither, but I just picked up some tomatoes...

by got nothing against scene May 29, 2010