petting the hamster

Another term for making love. Having sex, intercourse.

Being defined, when a man listens to a Barry White song, it puts him in the mood to pet the hamster . petting the hamster

by #FamilyFued June 9, 2017

Hey, Dan can we get a hamster?

The first line of 'The hat fic'

when someone says 'Hey, Dan can we get a hamster?' i want to rip my hair out. as the hat fic has ruined my life

by CallieHowlter December 26, 2017

hamstring

To cause one to not be able to move, walk, or function. To immobilize someone, to make someone powerless. (taken from the literal practice of cutting with a knife an animal's or person's hamstring muscle) past tense - hamstrung

The lack of investors will hamstring my efforts to move the project forward.

I was hamstrung by the flu prior to the marathon.

by irzapper August 18, 2007

Happy Haps

Technically short for happy happenings, but that's a really shitty explanation.

It's really just an alternate (and awesomer) way of saying "what's up?"

"Hey Bri-Bri, what's the happy haps?"
"That depends, what's a happy hap?"

by B-Fresh Juice Pop January 24, 2007

hamsterous

of, or pertaining to, a hamster.
something that resembles a hamster.

Kate Moss is extremely hamsterous, I want to send her a giant exercise wheel or something.

by Emily6363 April 28, 2006

Hamstering

When a person or company tries to get out of a situation, by finding a loophole to get through, or coming up with some kind of bullshit excuse.
Much like a hamster tries anything to escape its cage.

Damn insurance company is hamstering out of paying me.

by somegirlyoudontknow February 29, 2008

Your Mother Was a Hampster!

Most likely the world's most horrible burn or insult, and can only be countered with "Your Father Smelled of Elderberries!"

Hey Brady, "Your Mother Was a Hampster!"

by The Silent Assassin August 15, 2006