Being defined, when a man listens to a Barry White song, it puts him in the mood to pet the hamster . petting the hamster
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To cause one to not be able to move, walk, or function. To immobilize someone, to make someone powerless. (taken from the literal practice of cutting with a knife an animal's or person's hamstring muscle) past tense - hamstrung
The lack of investors will hamstring my efforts to move the project forward.
I was hamstrung by the flu prior to the marathon.
I was hamstrung by the flu prior to the marathon.
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It's really just an alternate (and awesomer) way of saying "what's up?"
It's really just an alternate (and awesomer) way of saying "what's up?"
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Much like a hamster tries anything to escape its cage.
Much like a hamster tries anything to escape its cage.
Damn insurance company is hamstering out of paying me.
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