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an ass kissin dillenburg
by Anonymous November 7, 2003
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Hamburglared

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To be intoxicated to a point of belligerence, often from Molson Canadian and Export.
Tim was so hamburglared last night, he woke up on the front lawn next to his own puke. He was later awoken at 4am, whilst asleep in the bathroom, by his friend's father.
by T-Slizzle September 22, 2010
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After giving a facial, the man goes to “grab a towel”. The man proceeds to ransack the kitchen of booze and deli meats, then make for the nearest exit.
There’s a bunch of wine in the fridge, I hit this divorcee with the hamburglar touch the other night.
by Filthyrandall November 2, 2025
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Hamburglered

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When you're at the bar, talking to a pretty girl, and when she goes to the bathroom, a fat chick steals her seat.
*guy and girl having a fun time at the bar*
*girl gets up from her bar stool and walks to the bathroom*
*guy turns to find a fat chick has stolen the open bar stool*
guy: "Oh snap, I just got hamburglered."
by Gotterdammerung December 24, 2013
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Hamburgler

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Oh no my house got robber by a hamburgler.
by Thatthotnigger May 20, 2022
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Hamburgler

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Someone who steal hamburgers, and cheeseburgers from popular fast food chains.
by Cinnabonlord September 7, 2022
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