A place on the internet where people of all ages, races, religions, colors, habits, musical preferences, nationalities, politcal views, genders, and sexual orientations can come together to insult each other's ages, races, religions, colors, habits, musical preferences, nationalities, politcal views, genders, and sexual orientations
Peadafile: Hey kid wants some furni?!
stupid little kid: Yeh sure!
~peadafile gives furni to stupid kid~
Peadafile: Hey kid whats your last name?
stupid little kid: My mom says i shldnt giv it out! :(
peadafile: It'll help me get credit!
stupid little kid: oki my names jones, callan jones!
peadafile: Where do u live?
stupid little kid: I shldnt say but i liv in rooty hill!
~peadafile packs up bag and heads for rooty hill primary school~
For more informations see peadafile and kiddy fiddler
stupid little kid: Yeh sure!
~peadafile gives furni to stupid kid~
Peadafile: Hey kid whats your last name?
stupid little kid: My mom says i shldnt giv it out! :(
peadafile: It'll help me get credit!
stupid little kid: oki my names jones, callan jones!
peadafile: Where do u live?
stupid little kid: I shldnt say but i liv in rooty hill!
~peadafile packs up bag and heads for rooty hill primary school~
For more informations see peadafile and kiddy fiddler
by Freak-A-Zoid April 25, 2005

When you are in the verge of commiting suicide, you go to this crappy site.
Some people actually waste their money
to look better, so they can get "screwerd."
Some people actually waste their money
to look better, so they can get "screwerd."
by Alexis April 18, 2005

A highly addicting virtual chatroom. Took me 2 years to finally quit but thankfully I never spent a penny on it.
Habbo Hotel was actually fun back in '02-04 when all the exploits weren't patched... now Habbo has it's safety BS crammed up the ass.
It just plain sucks now. If you're not 'hott' or have lots of 'furni', you probably won't make very many friends on there.
Habbo Hotel was actually fun back in '02-04 when all the exploits weren't patched... now Habbo has it's safety BS crammed up the ass.
It just plain sucks now. If you're not 'hott' or have lots of 'furni', you probably won't make very many friends on there.
If you've never been on Habbo Hotel, consider yourself lucky and stay far away from it. If you must however, don't pay! Whatever you do, do NOT support them!
by Bobby DeNiro January 13, 2008

Some damn place where everyone who approaches you asks 3 things: age, gender and place of living. People ask for marriages and relationships that are just no use. There is no point to this game. You walk around, WOW!
Habbo1: Tell me your age, gender and place of living
Habbo2: OK!
A short while later
Habbo1: Can we get married?
Habbo2: Yep sure, it's only a game
Next Day
Habbo1 arrives at habbo2's house with a ring
Habbo2: I didn't really want to marry you.
Habbo1: Noooooooooooooooooo. I'm gonna sulk for the rest of my life!
Habbo2: OK!
A short while later
Habbo1: Can we get married?
Habbo2: Yep sure, it's only a game
Next Day
Habbo1 arrives at habbo2's house with a ring
Habbo2: I didn't really want to marry you.
Habbo1: Noooooooooooooooooo. I'm gonna sulk for the rest of my life!
by a la dude June 6, 2005

What started as a highly interesting online chat room experiment which soon became overrun with scammers, "beauty competitions" and people who block narrow passages and only let you through if you pay them. The whole experience is sanitised so much that you cannot be a Michael Moorcock fan from Scunthorpe with a job in the cybernetics industry, you would instead be a Michael Moorbobba fan from Sbobbathorpe with a job in the bobbanetics industry.
Oh, and it's worryingly addictive; I have seen people pay literally hundreds of credits for the more uncommon furni items like the throne, holopod, and samovar.
Still, it's fun to bait the netchavs there who threaten to get their crews and "mafias" on you when there is no option to kick someone in the balls. They are indeed mighty brave in cyberspace.
Oh, and it's worryingly addictive; I have seen people pay literally hundreds of credits for the more uncommon furni items like the throne, holopod, and samovar.
Still, it's fun to bait the netchavs there who threaten to get their crews and "mafias" on you when there is no option to kick someone in the balls. They are indeed mighty brave in cyberspace.
by KHD February 1, 2005

Habbo Hotel is a chatting site designed around the idea that you (your avatar) is staying in a large hotel that contains various rooms you can visit to open up many new experiences. If this game was like it was during the 2002 - 2007 time period, it could be considered a pretty solid way to spend your free time. However, times have changed and the game and community have done nothing but become worse. I'll explain both.
The game - Simply put, there is not much to do in it anymore. Scams are uncommon but do exist. The amount of user hosted games are very limited and can get boring quickly. Habbo Hotel used to have their own games like SnowStorm and Battle Ball, but were removed. Habbo has cut ALOT of the free content and instead gated majority of the content behind a price tag. There used to be TONS of free interactive public spaces and games. As the years progressed Habbo Hotel began to milk it's community for every nickle and dime possible. 0% of Habbo Hotel can be put under one of the following catagories. The Roleplayer Veteran in training, The veteran and The Pedo
- The veteran in training: Ages of 9 - 14. They have begged their parents for coins in order to join the HabboClub. (HabboClub is a subscription to unlock extra benefits) If you don't pay for the HabboClub you will be reminded of how much of a gay loser you are by the veteran in training. (Ex: Johnnyboy12: Haha loser! ur p00r.
The game - Simply put, there is not much to do in it anymore. Scams are uncommon but do exist. The amount of user hosted games are very limited and can get boring quickly. Habbo Hotel used to have their own games like SnowStorm and Battle Ball, but were removed. Habbo has cut ALOT of the free content and instead gated majority of the content behind a price tag. There used to be TONS of free interactive public spaces and games. As the years progressed Habbo Hotel began to milk it's community for every nickle and dime possible. 0% of Habbo Hotel can be put under one of the following catagories. The Roleplayer Veteran in training, The veteran and The Pedo
- The veteran in training: Ages of 9 - 14. They have begged their parents for coins in order to join the HabboClub. (HabboClub is a subscription to unlock extra benefits) If you don't pay for the HabboClub you will be reminded of how much of a gay loser you are by the veteran in training. (Ex: Johnnyboy12: Haha loser! ur p00r.
- The Roleplayer - Age varies. Mainly used as a way a to fill some void in their lives. Might roleplay has a baby or a badass mob member!
(Ex: Raihnbowzxcupcake: Can sum1 pwease adwopt meh? xD
(Ex: MJ44: I'm a foot solider for Jeff22's army bro!!! Better back up!!!
The horny kids/pedos - Ages Varies. An NBC reporter made an account once and within an hour was sexually harassed.
The veteran - Generally ages 17+. A person who has been on Habbo for over 5 years. Since this games population has dwindled down, veterans are the most common. Many of them lack an identity and self importance in real life, and often times will shun or insult new users to delude themselves further. They proudly display their badges of being a member for x amount of days or badges that are from 02-04.
(Ex:Bathub: Lmao, go away with your shit username
(Ex: Jdog52: ..What?
If these kinds of people don't sound pleasant to you aside from our classic troll then you aren't wrong. The community is garbage. As listed, you got your dorky kids and sex predators. Your habbo addicts that have lost touch with reality and your always charming manchildren. But hey you might get lucky and meet some normal people in Habbo Hotel. Good luck with that.
(Ex: Raihnbowzxcupcake: Can sum1 pwease adwopt meh? xD
(Ex: MJ44: I'm a foot solider for Jeff22's army bro!!! Better back up!!!
The horny kids/pedos - Ages Varies. An NBC reporter made an account once and within an hour was sexually harassed.
The veteran - Generally ages 17+. A person who has been on Habbo for over 5 years. Since this games population has dwindled down, veterans are the most common. Many of them lack an identity and self importance in real life, and often times will shun or insult new users to delude themselves further. They proudly display their badges of being a member for x amount of days or badges that are from 02-04.
(Ex:Bathub: Lmao, go away with your shit username
(Ex: Jdog52: ..What?
If these kinds of people don't sound pleasant to you aside from our classic troll then you aren't wrong. The community is garbage. As listed, you got your dorky kids and sex predators. Your habbo addicts that have lost touch with reality and your always charming manchildren. But hey you might get lucky and meet some normal people in Habbo Hotel. Good luck with that.
by J0nSantana April 11, 2016

A pixelated virtual hotel, full of annoying brats that not hit puberty.
It is full of thousands of rooms; most rooms have no furniture.
The site makes you spend real life money on.. basically... nothing.
If you don't spend money, you'll be called "noobs" > for not having HC - Habbo Club.
Being money whores, they bring in a new system called VIP with loads more clothes than habbo club and norms.
It is full of thousands of rooms; most rooms have no furniture.
The site makes you spend real life money on.. basically... nothing.
If you don't spend money, you'll be called "noobs" > for not having HC - Habbo Club.
Being money whores, they bring in a new system called VIP with loads more clothes than habbo club and norms.
by VividAmbrosial August 6, 2010
