guido

A chip in while playing golf. See also luigi
Who didn't think that Ward would go guido?
by Kid Fury October 28, 2004
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guido

(n) someone who betrays his/her ancestors by living in a way that makes their culture/origin an object of ridicule, and/or is an embarrassment to people of similar descent
"That guido is the biggest embarrassment to {enter race/ethnicity here} since {enter calamitous event that shamed said race/ethnicity here}." aka...

"The Kardashians are such guidos - the Armenians haven't had press this bad since the Turks drove them into the ocean....100 years ago"
by dégoûté August 13, 2011
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guido

flawless authentic a female that has the total package wifey material
everything in the right place big tits big ass thick thighs and not sloppy
damn you see that chick walking up the street thats guido.
by spokesman for 105 July 10, 2005
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guido

Italian male usually from Jersey or New York. Fist pumping hotties! EVeryone loves a jersey boy and the female verison; guidettes. Puffed/ Spiked up hair, wife beaters and tight designer jeans. NEW JERSEY, WE GO HARD!!!!
"Anyone hitting up surf club tonight? AKA home for the qudio?"

"Yeah man i'll be there".. guido
by jerseybabie November 09, 2009
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Guido

an Italian American man usually residing in New York or New Jersey. He wears shirts that are too tight and unbuttoned 5 buttons too low to show off the chest that he spent hours and hours at the gym obtaining, he spends more time on his hair than his girlfriend, and continues to "hit the clubs" long into his mid to late 30's. Often attracted to the female version of himself, the guidette.
Could that guy at the bar be any greasier?! He is such a guido
by Liz August 20, 2003
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although the above definition is superb, there are some things that have been left out. guidos love glow sticks, techno, and hair gel. they are huge pussies.
guidos dance around nightclubs with their glowsticks
by i hate italians May 27, 2005
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Guido

An Italian-American that pretends to be Italian by: Talking with a thick New York accent; driving their cars way too fast with techno music blasting; dressing in tight clothes/valour, with their hair slicked back, gold chains, bracelets and rings and chest hair sticking out; usually being of ignorant towards gays and minorities and disrespectfull of woman; lives in Staten Island or Howard Beach, Queens; gives Italians a bad name although it's okay for Italians to be guidos as long as they dont share the aassholee attitude that most guidos do.
"Nice valour suit, you look like a guido"
by DiZzY DeViL dUcKy January 10, 2004
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