Groundhog Sword Fight

A Groundhog Sword Fight is when two severely constipated individuals shit half way in a sword-like fashion and compete to paint their opponent’s ass brown.

Zac: Give me back my lollipop Justin!
Justin: What are you going to do about it?
Zac: I challenge you to a Groundhog Sword Fight.

by Quadaplex January 16, 2018

Purple Meth Groundhog

The EXACT reverse of "Seat Check". When one sais "Purple Meth Groundhog" they make any seat check invalid. No matter the seats location.

Ryan said seat check but Aidan swiftly claimed Purple Meth Groundhog and Ryan lost his seat.

by Fender001 January 10, 2012

get the groundhog to see his shadow

my dear breaking bad fans, it means to get a boner

marie: If I can get the groundhog to see his shadow, you get on right out of this hospital Hank. (paraphrased)
hank: I never get erections

by terribleDefinitionsInc August 24, 2022

snare the groundhog before your foundation is destroyed

to legally take care of a problem before it's too late or before the problem gets worse

if you have a house and a groundhog living under your front porch, you better snare the groundhog before your foundation is destroyed. In this scenario, this phrase IMHO is therefore more than just friendly advice.

by Sexydimma December 27, 2014

Arctic Groundhog

The act of freezing your poop and sticking it up a male/female butt hole, for sexual pleasure.

Haley: So what did you and Tom do last night??
Claire: Well we were first making out but then i told him that i wanted an Arctic Groundhog.
Haley: What the hell is that?! That sounds amazing!!
Claire: Oh...,it was

by AZ-maattack August 23, 2011

Groundhogging

Verb
1. The cycle of matching with and dating the same types of people - and constantly feeling underwhelmed.

2. Syn.: Being closed-minded/ inviting date fails.

'Singles are stuck in a ‘groundhogging’ cycle. The same type. The same results. Again and again.'

by Dating Trends February 7, 2022

groundhog hog

The one cock that you, for whatever reason, keep coming back to, similar to how Bill Murray's character keeps waking up on the same day in 1993 classic Groundhog Day.

- Girl, you gotta stop screwing that Jason fuckboy. He ain't good for you.

- I can't! I try, but I keep waking up with him. He's my groundhog hog.

by otto88 October 29, 2021