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Female Groomer

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Idiot "It's not the same! It's not the same when a female groomer fucks a kid!"

Hym "All of the consequences of bad female behavior is mitigated by a society that shelters them. How is it any different? Did Milo not get cancelled for confessing to the gay equivalent of that very thing? I just heard about a story where a 13 year old got molested by his Female teacher and when he turned 18 he found out that he owed child support. How the fuck is 18 years of indentured servitude better than 9 months of mild-severe discomfort + 4-8+ hours of pain? She chose right I guess. That's some consequence free little (or, more likely, not so little) boy dick and some free ass money. He can't give informed consent but who gives a shit because he's a boy and she's a woman. 'The cause for female sex offense is not a monolith' Yeah... Ok. I'm sure there is not a single commonality in ANY of the cases."
by Hym Iam April 23, 2022
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Boomer groomer

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A reverse paedophile (a kid that rapes old people)
Yo fam Whitney is like 14 and she fucked her sugar daddy against her will. What a boomer groomer
by Squidris Elba December 13, 2019
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Rusty Groomer

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A dog blasts its fart box out of fear, when being groomed. Sometimes results in a chocolate-covered clippers delight.
Wicket and Scamp always come correct with a Rusty Groomer whenever they hear the buzz of clippers.
by pink_hag_n_fly16 August 7, 2014
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A professional that deals with the aesthetics of the gluteal region. This is largely a male-dominated profession. Their services are in high demand in this increasing vain U.S. society. Ass grooming boutiques exist in trendy areas such as Seattle, Miami, and Providence, RI.
Bob: Hey Greg... nice ass!

Greg: Thanks man, I just got it done by the ass groomer on 13th and Main.

Bob: Word!
by Quincy Wilson March 31, 2009
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Butt Groomer

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Someone who likes to shave butt holes. Fetish related
Yo that dude's a butt groomer, he loves to shave those booty holes.
by Troll star May 31, 2018
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Heterosexual Groomer

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Heterosexual who is against minor predators in the same sex community but hides the facts minor predators are in the Heterosexual community.
Heterosexual Groomer: She wants to label the same sex community as minor predators but won't mention anything about when straights are labeled minor predators.
by IcePanda April 19, 2023
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Ok, Groomer

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A snarl phrase used by right wing conspiracy mongers to attempt to paint anyone in favor of children's education including anything related to the LGBTQIA community as being pedophiles.
"I think it would be great to have copies of Dad and Dads read in schools so that kids can learn that same sex couples are just as valid of parents and anyone else."

"Ok, groomer."
by LeftistScum June 30, 2022
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