grimy bitch

A bitch who claims to be a 20-something year old virgin who's saving herself for marriage bc of her religious and moral beliefs, but then propositions a married man to "explore the gray areas" with her, knowing he's married and he just recently received and manipulated one of her homegirls. Basically a hypocrite who goes against her beliefs and what she stands for, goes against her people, and keeps her grimy actions secret for as long as she can bc of the personal and professional shit storm that can result if the truth came out.

Damn, dude! Did you hear about that Caitlin Brooke Coulter? Heard she was a grimy bitch dude. A straight up hypocrite, fronting like she's something she's not. That's a grimy bitch. She likes to shit where she eats with married men!"

by Your God Be Watching Hoe July 3, 2020

gritonesasapiphonia

Super duper uper gritty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"OH MAN!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S GRITONESASAPIPHONIA OUTSIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by jonathan123bing ~_____~ 😂🧿😂 December 21, 2020

faux gritti

Grafitti that is generated by big corporations that masquerades as tagging and other authentic forms of street art. it is considered by many as a hybrid of real grafitti, that is deceptive, offensive, derivative, tasteless, disrespectful, unsightly, and unethical.

dat corporate ad on the wall of that building ain't no real tag. it's faux gritti, baby.

by oopppphhhh October 8, 2007

60 grit story

When you're given a line of bullshit so bad it feels like you are getting plummeted up the ass with a dildo rapped in 60 grit sandpaper.

Ed passed on the shift with a 60 grit story so bad I had to shove tampons up ass to stop the bleeding.

by Clamer July 28, 2016

Dante grite

Dante grete means hayden who is dante grete

Hayden was a dante grite--smelly

by Dante grite December 31, 2019

80 Grit Shit

A brutally painful shit. Akin to shitting an 80 grit sandpaper wrapped turd. Typically leaves the ass busting a rhoid or two.

I need some salve on my ass after that 80 grit shit.

That 80 grit shit tore my ass up raw. Do you have a dab of Prep H?

by Dick Onchin July 11, 2021

knit the grit

The opposite of shoot the shit, knit the grit is a discussion where actual business is getting done, ie getting down to the nitty gritty.

Before we can get this document finished, we'll need to knit the grit about the details.

by HeySuz October 17, 2010