throbbing gristle

Noun - 1. the male reproductive organ; penis, dick, cock, shaft, johnson, fuck stick, weiner, willie, pole, wang, etc.

verb - 2. The act of spreading steaming hot clam sauce on a penis before anal insertion.

1. That throbbing gristle is a penis. 2. Whoa, that's my throbbing gristle! 3. He gave me a throbbing gristle and I almost shit the bed.

by Rex Havoc April 20, 2007

Glittle

This is a Greek life term used to describe the little of your little. It stands for "gran-little".

The Glittle would call you GBig for "gran-big"

Sorority Girl #1: "Did you hear? Amanda took Ari!"
Sorority Girl #2: "No way! I have a GLITTLE!"

by axoxo April 18, 2011

Gristle whistle

Is a slang term for the human organ most commonly known as the penis or song dong pecker weiner cock dick amongst other various terms

The gristle whistle is a beginners music instrument for the most advanced players look for the skin flute

by mickdoodlesby August 4, 2020

Grittner

One of the coolest German friends you know. Super smart and super friendly.
Has very fertile sperm. Absolute sex god.
Cannot stop penetrating any problems he comes across.
Definitely someone you’d like to know or keep by your side.

I need a Grittner by my side.

by Atandbro February 23, 2023

Folgers Gristles

Three day old stale coffee left in the office break room over the weekend.

I was lucky to even make it to work. Making fresh coffee was out of the question! So I just slopped some Folgers Gristles into my coffee trough and jammed it into the microwave.

by Prince of Dorkness October 2, 2013

gristle effect

The art of gnawing on gristle.

Bitch pay the respects to the Gristle effect

by griss February 14, 2006

good old gritter

A cigarette.

Cigarette->garette->grit->gritter!

YESSIR, its a good old gritter..mmmmmmmhhhhmmmmmmm!

by Daniel Marovitch February 18, 2007