by BostonBorn7 April 14, 2022
Get the Grifterella mug."The Downhill Gifter" - While you are giving someone oral sex - 1. Gently reach down and start to massage their feet 2. Then extend your arms fully behind you 3. Then lift upward 4. You should now be resembling a "Downhill Ski Position"
A girl sits pondering and penniless about what to get her boyfriend for his birthday... "Hmm, Well I know he wants to go skiing but we can't afford that... Maybe I could massage his feet? He does work really hard everyday... And every guy likes to get oral sex... Hmm..."... When the Birthday Boy comes home from work, he finds his girlfriend standing in the living room wearing a full ski suit, snow boots and goggles. A little thrown off at first, he says... "So, are we going skiing for my birthday after all?" She smiles back and says, "No... Not quite... :) "Its called The Downhill Gifter
by Maryjane* February 6, 2014
Get the The Downhill Gifter mug.It's like an intervention, only instead of confronting someone about their problem with drugs or alcohol, you confront them with their problem of being shitty at giving gifts.
Person 1: Aunt Carol gave me socks for Christmas AGAIN this year!
Person 2: Are you serious!? She really needs a giftervention.
Person 2: Are you serious!? She really needs a giftervention.
by Ginger Claus December 2, 2011
Get the Giftervention mug.A person who gives things they received from others as gifts. They take what was given to them and send it to someone else out of laziness and spite.
Derived from Seinfeld
Derived from Seinfeld
by elok April 30, 2005
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Get the Grafter mug.by Ensign Ricky April 6, 2006
Get the giftery mug.1. The swindled, cheated, or hoodwinked party to any cheat, con, or hustle by a grifter.
2. The object, target, or "mark" of a scam by a gifter or con-man.
3. Formal: The formal counterpart of a grifter in a scam.
2. The object, target, or "mark" of a scam by a gifter or con-man.
3. Formal: The formal counterpart of a grifter in a scam.
1. By furtively switching the griftee's briefcase with their own, the grifters were able to make off with over $1,000 of the griftee's money.
2. By using a phony brochure, the grifters convinced the griftee he was buying prime Florida real-estate, when in fact the griftee was purchasing reclaimed Florida swamp.
2. By using a phony brochure, the grifters convinced the griftee he was buying prime Florida real-estate, when in fact the griftee was purchasing reclaimed Florida swamp.
by Mottola January 6, 2008
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