The act of dropping your jeans and undercrackers in a public place such as a pub, then scuttling about the floor sniffing random strangers crotches
by Unclegripper October 29, 2017
Get the doing the greyhoundmug. A bunch of mad eshay lads known as "greyhounds" are recognized for their dedication in plugging toilets, chucking fat burnouts in cars, and getting back to back to back wins. Some are extremely good at the video game and live in a crusty basement without being fed for 4-21 weeks. They love a good chin tickle and would die for a toe massage. If your not careful, they will kiss you right on the MOUTH. (no homo)
by GreyhoundChinTickler September 20, 2018
Get the GreyHoundmug. When you take the steel cage from a bottle of champagne and put it over the head of your cock and wilfully ram it into her pussy resembling a greyhounds muzzle
apparently, sally wasnt happy with his choice of $200 bottle of champagne last night so Stu banged the greyhound into her
by baggers October 5, 2017
Get the Greyhoundmug. Similar to a Cougar or Bengal, a GREYHOUND is a woman aged 60-69 who seeks sex from younger men. While a Cougar is the same but aged 30-49. The breakdown of women chasing younger men is like this:
18-29 = THOT (or school teacher pedophile)
30-49 = Cougar
50-59 = Bengal
60-69 = Greyhound
70+ = oh dear gawd, let us not imagine it...
18-29 = THOT (or school teacher pedophile)
30-49 = Cougar
50-59 = Bengal
60-69 = Greyhound
70+ = oh dear gawd, let us not imagine it...
Nancy was such a hoe through her 40s because she loved male attention. Now that she's 60, instead of accepting the fact that her attractive days are long gone, she's gone full GREYHOUND and chases every younger man for the chance of being filled and thrilled once again.
by Felonious Gru February 24, 2019
Get the Greyhoundmug. When a woman wears a rabbit tail butt plug and a man cheses her around the house wearing a dog tail butt plug with dog mask. He has to catch her to eat her and of course hit it doggy style.
Wife : Bill and I did the Italian Greyhound last night and I've never came so much at once. He was such a good lil boy !
by Ham_Samich July 20, 2022
Get the Italian Greyhoundmug. A bus system in the US that treats passengers like trash with bad staff (like mean bus drivers) and usually have drama on the bus and/or station. Unrelated to the cute greyhound dog
I don’t care where fares are expensive, I’m taking Amtrak and airlines every day than greyhound. Greyhound staff are very unkind and treats you like an asshole. And there is some type of drama riding their buses all the time, And its brings you at your destination later than Amtrak.
by EMD F59PHI October 30, 2024
Get the Greyhoundmug. Easily the most terrifying dog breed, the sight of one is deeply unsettling. They are always watching, and can run at up to 45 mph. Beware.
by Avocado.1211 August 4, 2024
Get the Greyhoundmug.