grandmother food

The amazing food grandmothers are known to make.

Tom: Hey what did you eat for dinner last night?
Brad: I'm lucky, i got to have grandmother food.

by RocknrollPineda December 9, 2007

Grandma Serving

A serving of food that is at least four times bigger than the suggested serving of what you are eating

"You want to go out for some pizza later?"
"No thanks, man. I had a grandma serving of ice cream at lunch."

by Kindagawky December 7, 2009

Grandma Fro

The haircut all grandmothers have. It's similar to an afro, though not as round and high on the top.
Derived from the word "afro."

I want the classic grandma fro-look, Jerry!

by Bruflot December 23, 2013

Canada Hating Grandma

Hates her "favorite" son because he moved to Canada. Thinks anyone who isn't Chinese is some kind of rapist. Has never been to an actual school. She thinks world war II is going on in Canada. Paralized and stays in a bed all day. Real name is ____ ____ Stick, which makes sense because if she says anything racist ever again I will shove a stick up her saggy ass.

My Canada Hating Grandma just got hit by a bus... #karma

by Your ugly ass mother May 20, 2017

grandma

Most likely your favorite relative, next to the cool uncle.

Dude, my grandma is so cool! She makes the best munchies

by thebakedgod December 31, 2011

grandma's kisses

funny ass parody of Spongebob SquarePants. If u never saw, watch it!!!

Jon: "Yo u watch Grandma's Kisses yet?"
Rob: " Yea I nearly pissed my pants it was so funny!"

by HalfRecklessG May 6, 2008

Grandma's chicken salad

A word that is used to denote that something someone had just said sounded sexual by accident.

Girl: "Well that was long and hard."
Girl 2: "Grandma's chicken salad!"

by J Rones August 27, 2009