Gooner

One that is chronically addicted to pornography and will masturbate to it all day long.

Examples of gooners: Owen Crummey, Fiontan Lagan, Cassan Mckee, Evan Copeland, Ethan Travers, Gracie Bingham, Martin Travers (to his pigeons), Aidan Scallon, Jamie Murney and David jones.

Ethan travers is a gooner, he goons to kids

by Manus craig December 9, 2023

Desktop Gooner

A desktop gooner is someone who masturbates on their desktop computer, at their desk, rather than in their bed like a normal fucking person.

Person 1: You see Philip over there?
Person 2: Yeah, what about him?
Person 1: He's a Desktop Gooner! I caught him desktop gooning in a discord call last night.

by ppbob February 27, 2025

gooner

A lower level of zebodky.

Wasi is such a gooner. He'll never be like Micah.

by The Zebodky October 6, 2025

Gooner

A slur used against bile spewers and nursing spewers in Helldivers II.

"Ah fuck, I got gooned on by a gooner"

by GrandAutismo131 March 26, 2024

chino moreno gooner

a person who goons to the frontman of deftones, chino moreno.

yea d1gtqlbath from tiktok is a chino moreno gooner!

by umirayu June 23, 2025

gooner

A musty man that is apart of a drug friend group.

The gooner just sold me drugs.

by oliver sims October 7, 2022

Gooner

Discord user QBMaste

That fucking gooner qb is here, yay.

by Gloogus February 3, 2024