gomer

Medical slang for a patient who "has lost--often through age--what goes into being a human being" (quote from Samuel Shem's "The House Of God"). Typically an old demented noncommunicative patient. Stands for "Get Out Of My Emergency Room".

I wish that gomer in room 3820 would stop moaning.

by Dr. Joe August 10, 2004

gomerAmerica

Term used by the East Coast Blue State Liberal Elite to describe Middle (or "Red State") America, which they view as consisting solely of Bible-thumping, gun-toting uneducated gaptoothed yokels who all drive their pickup trucks to Wal-Mart.

Please note the correct spelling...lowercase g, capital A.

"Well Dan, it looks like gomerAmerica has handed President Bush a mandate for a second term. Clearly, the Democratic agenda of abortions and gay marriages for everyone didn't resonate with them."

by ilk December 17, 2004

Gomel

The affectionate pseudonym of one Cavalier King Charles Spaniel belonging to eligible Mr Jonathan 'Chonnie' Jayson.

Chonnie: "Gommie! Who's a good boy! who's my nigger in the struggle, huh! it's YOU! who wants a biscuit! hoot hoot"
Gomel: *Yelps affectionately*

by GimmehDemWaffels August 16, 2011

Royal Goblet

Where a girl takes her tit out and dips it into your drink (most likely Wine) a few times.

That bar allows it's waitresses to serve Royal Goblets

by Heavydrinker123 January 22, 2018

gomletted

To attempt to thwart an on-the-spot gay approach, involving hair touching, leg feeling and and open mouthed lunging using a typically upper class English phrase of "no, no its fine, really" whilst slowly pulling away and pretending it never happened.

Alex reacted politely when Toni gomletted him, as to do anything else would just be rude.

by teamheath2 February 28, 2010

Godlessly

Term used by people who don't believe in god to replace godly.

Describes an amazing feat without invoking religion.

Also can be used to describe someone with god like prowess in a certain skill, except for non believers.

"That headshot was godly."

"Dude, wait, shouldn't you use godlessly because you're an atheist?

"Oh yeah..."

by The Bigot February 22, 2009

goblet squat

The act of a woman squatting over a goblet or similar drinking vessel after sex and flexing vag to deposit liquids.

Shitson, my new missus love to goblet squat!
Yeah but does she goblet shot?

by Miss Filth December 3, 2013