gomezgasm

(n). an orgasmic event coming from the looking at, hearing of, or thinking about Selena Gomez.

(v) having an orgasmic seizure from looking at, hearing of, or thinking about Selena Gomez.

When I heard, "Kiss and Tell," I had a gomezgasm.

by gomezgasmic June 15, 2010

Gomel

The affectionate pseudonym of one Cavalier King Charles Spaniel belonging to eligible Mr Jonathan 'Chonnie' Jayson.

Chonnie: "Gommie! Who's a good boy! who's my nigger in the struggle, huh! it's YOU! who wants a biscuit! hoot hoot"
Gomel: *Yelps affectionately*

by GimmehDemWaffels August 16, 2011

Wiggly Gomez

The act of rappelling down into Selena Gomez's house via UH-60 Blackhawk Helicopter with a close friend, undressing her then while you lay on the ground said friend wiggles her struggling naked body on top of your face, vagina first.

"Have you heard Selena's latest album?"

"Naw man only thing I've seen in the news lately was Operation Wiggly Gomez bro."

by BlackLotusUP November 7, 2012

gomletted

To attempt to thwart an on-the-spot gay approach, involving hair touching, leg feeling and and open mouthed lunging using a typically upper class English phrase of "no, no its fine, really" whilst slowly pulling away and pretending it never happened.

Alex reacted politely when Toni gomletted him, as to do anything else would just be rude.

by teamheath2 February 28, 2010

Gomadactyl

A semi-blind prehistoric bird. The butt of all other's jokes due to his frequent gubbidy-like actions and his association with certain people.

Joe: Lads where are you?
Ferg: We're right here you gomadactyl

by J0E90 December 2, 2010

gompertz

Someone who wants their name to mean something cool.

She looked up her name to see if she was a gompertz.

by Evelyn Carnate May 6, 2014

Gomer

An overly tall, hunched over Doofis. A Dork. Socially awkward, too tall Imbecile.

Here comes a real Gomer, 6 foot 4, and Dumb as a Stump.

by Rory O'Doul October 1, 2018