Gonky

a term used when something or someone is funky different or weird. usually sound but not attractive. used when telling freinds there guy is un-hot.

girl 1:em.. hes really hot!
girl 2:no i think hes pretty gonky.

by lolly1991 May 27, 2008

gonk

a totally useless twat / dickhead / pratt / knob

you fucking gonk mother fucker

by bubsey October 2, 2005

gonko

Is when you’re doing something against what’s expected of you but doing it in a way that’s grimey and dirty. Going against the idea at hand and resisting what’s expected of you and be a grime ball about it.

That John guy is being a real gonko. He never listens to anything we have to say.

Man quit being a fukn gonko mane! Order me a taco while you’re there! Gonko taco mane!

Pete’s the biggest gonko in the office, he never comes to happy hour. Damn gonko.

by TheBossMcC May 14, 2018

gonkembinkembingbingbingbaby

A name for a very loud woman who happens to be a judge. Commonly referred to as "Jeanine".

Jeanine: THE RADICAL LEFT IS DESTROYING THIS COUNTRY!
Connor: Wow what a gonkembinkembingbingbingbaby.

by Hale La Tora July 31, 2020

gonk

Glasgow, Scots.

Synonymous with blowjob

Geez a gonk ye dobber!

by Superbo February 2, 2005

gonk

The true definition of "gonk" is when you backhand a guy right in the nuts. Saying the word "gonk" at the same time is required. The word gonk is used by only the best of all backhanders. Are you the best?

The script you follow:
You - (Backhanding the guy becide you) "GONK!"
Other Guy - "Aww fuck. What the hell was that for?"

"I gonked that other guy the other day."
"Lets have a truce. No gonking eachother."

by Brogan Scott Houston McIntyre October 28, 2006

gonker

usually a player of a videogame called "Dark Souls 3", who insults and sends hatemail to people who defeated him (usually in the videogame "Dark Souls 3 ").

"your such a cheater i bet your fivee go get a life"
"ok gonker"

by freddy46 January 8, 2019