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totez ma goatz

A word used in place of totally and totez. It makes you sound cooler. Sometimes can be used in sarcasm.
Joe: Did you seriously fuck Cindy last night?

Sam: Totez ma goatz
by yourmommasatrucker April 28, 2011
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GOETTA

Only the best meat mash product of the world. Consisting of beef, oats, pork and all sorts of other tasty ingredients thrown together in one giant machine wich spits out 6" tubes of GOETTA Goodness.
Great for Breakfast, Lunch or Dinner.
Cincinnati boy: Do you serve GOETTA?
Chicago Server: WTF is GOETTA!!??
by Cincy Kid May 26, 2005
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Goethals Bridge

the space connecting your asshole and your nutsack, much like the way the goethals bridge connects New Jersey and Staten Island. syn: taint, nifkin, grundel
Never shave your Goethals Bridge, it'll only come back hairier and darker than before.
by Mekrub September 26, 2005
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wayne gretzky

a huge or massive hit while smoking weed (hard hit).
damn that hit was wayne gretzky !
by dklovesthatbk November 26, 2009
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Goertz

A Germanic last name. The males that carry this last name are extremely endowed and has a constant appetite for sex. Although they have a very active sex drive they have a mysterious sensitive side that attracts women to them constantly. He is also a master at oral pleasure. With that combination of attributes any woman can consider herself lucky to have ever been with a Goertz.
Once you go Goertz your vagina hurts!!!
by Fane61 February 3, 2010
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Matt Gaetz

A medical condition which causes a person’s head to become cube-like in shape.
My homie over here has a case of the Matt Gaetz. He be looking like Steve from Minecraft lmfao.
by Spicyspectrum April 12, 2021
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Goettsche

An derogatory term referring to a person who exhibits both dwarfism and homosexuality. Generally refers to a very strong person.
1. That goettsche would not leave me alone at the gay bar.

2. I had to help that goettsche get his lube off the top shelf.

3. Yesterday I saw some goettsche bench-pressing a guy 3 times his height!
by Jondrew Ahnson May 15, 2009
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