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glusterfuck

A combination of the words GlusterFS and " clusterfuck ".
I.E a failure of magnificent magnitude involving the Gluster filesystem
This storage server is turning into a real glusterfuck
by Dfkfkfdk September 8, 2015
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gluetube

When you watch a video on youtube which leads to watching another, which leads to watching another, etc.; when you're addicted to youtube
when sally's friend spent 4 hours watching youtube videos, sally knew her friend had gluetube.
by maddiejoy14 February 5, 2009
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gaunt's ghosts

Gaunt's Ghost's a.k.a the Tanith First and Only: the only surviving regiment of the planet Tanith from the WarHammer40,000 universe that is under command of the colonel commissar Ibram Gaunt
Their planet was destroyed by the Chaos faction in an orbital bombardment

based off of the game Warhammer40,000; a book series by Dan Abnett
AJ: "Hey, came I just read 'Necropolis' in the gaunt's ghosts series."

Cam: "I just got the book 'Ghost Maker'."
by willis with lemons April 3, 2010
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glenterruption

When a person has the floor and then a person with the name "Glen" interrupts the other person in the middle of their thought or conversation. Glen interrupts this conversation proceeding to complete the original persons thought, adding his own twist to conversation.
There were a lot of "glenterruptions" today at work during our meeting.
The "glenterruption" rate seems to be going up and also spreading to other people.
by Alvin Controls December 4, 2019
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glutatious

The most beautiful perfectly well rounded nicely shaped perky ass you have ever seen
Dang girl! That ass glutatious!
by Ass Master22 February 8, 2022
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Golden Gauntlets

1) A pair of magic gauntlets from the video game "The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time"

2) When you take a piss while a chick is giving you a two-fisted handjob.
"The golden gauntlets are found in Ganon's Castle, and allow the wearer to lift really heavy stone pillars."

"I gave my girlfriend some golden gauntlets, and let me tell you, she was not pleased."
by Minejumper April 3, 2009
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Douche Gauntlet

The long pathway you must encounter in certain social setings that is chock full of douchebags who all have some sort of witty comment fueled by either liquid courage or the delight they find in eachother's company.

This is mainly experienced by younger, more attractive girls who have to walk past a crowd that is typically all males dressed very similarly, drinking the trendy drink of the week and being extra single and alone.
Kendra- "The worst part of being a cocktail waitress is having to run the Douche Gauntlet every time I pick up a round of drinks from the well."

Trina- "Oh, I know .. . . . try making your way to the bathroom past all of the ass hats"
by KK Vegas August 2, 2010
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