A large, clumsy individual with no real direction or motivation in life. Activities associated with this individual include, but are not limited to, sleeping in late, practicing polygamy, lying on the couch, having each meal of the day delivered to their home, goating, paying friends to write homework assignments for them, and always having a $100 bill on the outside of their money clip in an attempt to impress women.
**Not to be confused with its more athletic and ambitious cousin, the Glondoor.
**Not to be confused with its more athletic and ambitious cousin, the Glondoor.
Glondore) "Mom, my credit card was just declined! What's going on?"
Mother Glondore) "You've been cut off son. You're 24 years old and it's time to get a job."
Glondore) "Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!" (While beating chest)
1) "Where's Glondore? It's almost 2:00pm..."
2) "He won't be up for a few more hours."
Semi-attractive young girl walks in house:
1)Who was that?
2)Not sure. Looks like she's headed to Glondore's room.
1)Poor girl
2)Indeed
Mother Glondore) "You've been cut off son. You're 24 years old and it's time to get a job."
Glondore) "Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!" (While beating chest)
1) "Where's Glondore? It's almost 2:00pm..."
2) "He won't be up for a few more hours."
Semi-attractive young girl walks in house:
1)Who was that?
2)Not sure. Looks like she's headed to Glondore's room.
1)Poor girl
2)Indeed
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The gleydel monster is semi-transparent, almost like the ferron.
The gleydel monster is semi-transparent, almost like the ferron.
There is a Gleydel in my basement.
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"I can blow anything," said Glod. "Realllly?" said Imp. He sought for some polite comment. "That must make you very popular."
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It has been much used on the internet and orginates from north-east england, where the term was coined in the common town of Danielleville!
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Used mainly as an insult. Whether this occured is unknown.
Used mainly as an insult. Whether this occured is unknown.
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