Weenie Gobbler

Someone who likes to get ahead of the game by gobbling weenies. Weenies = Penis

Man 1: Did you see that guy over there?
Man 2: Yeah he is such a weenie gobbler! His name must be Pat!

by McFrink September 7, 2009

cosby gobbler

A female, typically caucasian and overweight, that goes to nightclubs trolling for big black dick.

Dude brah, I walked downtown by the Royal last night and I swear, every bitch at the door was a stank-ass cosby gobbler.

by Crapachi December 12, 2012

Trout Gobbler

That nasty individual who routinely goes down on less than savory vaginas. A connoisseur of crummy cunny.

Bro, did you hear about Lee? He went down on another nasty vagina. He's such a trout gobbler.

by pooter diddler June 26, 2014

Hob Gobbler

In this part of West Virginia, a hob gobbler is what people call a single male turkey that is either staring at you or acting in another eerie way. It is believed to bring bad luck in the same way as a black cat, although people don't take the bad luck aspect very seriously.

Sometimes hob gobbler is also used teasingly to describe someone who is acting like a misanthrope or loner.

"Oh lord, is that a hob gobbler over there at the edge of the bushes?" "Nah, see those two hens in the trees? He's probably just showing off for the ladies."

by SamanthaNeace April 26, 2016

Peach Gobbler

There are two steps to the Peach Gobbler

Step 1: Encasing the penis in candy peach rings and perform intercourse.

Step 2: Keep the rings on while you and your partner engage in 69.

Both of you will enjoy a sweet treat.

Friend 1: My girlfriend has such a sweet tooth it seems like she prefers candy over sex
Friend 2: Just give her a Peach Gobbler bro

by SexAddict27 February 24, 2021

Gobble Tash

The false impression of a moustache when giving head.

She was sucking deep, the head of my cock massaging the inner recess of her throat, just as I was about to blow my load I looked down and there between my legs was what looked like Groucho Marx. I was relieved to find it was just her Gobble Tash.

by Juan Hunglow April 26, 2010

Glizzy Gobbler

someone who eats dick

Tim: shes a hoe
john: a Glizzy gobbler

by thebetterbozo November 9, 2021