Gasterbation

It's when you beat the gas nossle on the tank to get all the gas out.

He used gasterbation to get all gas out.

by Glennotap July 31, 2017

gastric lube job

When a chick deepthroats too aggressively, and her gag reflex causes her to unexpectedly vomit on your cock.

"My date gave me a gastric lube job the other night, in the front seat of my car. It still fucking stinks so bad, I had to take the bus to work!"

by D. Gould May 1, 2006

gaster

A hot tall skeleton dad whom has fell in the core, he's so fucking tall that he has bend through doorways. He's the the most mysterious person you've ever met, and he doesn't fucking play around. 🙄

Person 1: wow you're tall, almost GASTER like.
Person 2: I know

by Woozieroo May 12, 2016

Glastonbury

The best music fesitval in the world.

Have you got a ticket for Glastonbury?

by James April 19, 2004

Glastonbury Tan

The Glastonbury festival is a huge music festival taking place on a farm during the summer in the UK, it is notorious for getting rained on, and the whole festival ground becoming waterlogged and muddy.

So the Glastonbury tan is where the festival goers get brown all over due to being caked in mud.

my brother came home from the festival with a Glastonbury Tan

by junkothegreat June 30, 2009

Glastocharriot

To move your stuff from the car to site using a wheely bin

I wish I had a glastocharriot my trolley has just broken and I need to get these four crates of pish like cider, my tent and my wedding dress to the other side of site

by Abu Hamster July 19, 2009

Glastonbury Tailback

Where someone manages to go for days without pooing at a music festival to avoid the toilets and their dreadful conditions

I just went to the toilet to get rid of my Glastonbury tailback from the weekend.

by TAinsworth June 28, 2010