Glute Glaze is the accumulation of fecal particles and dried urine residue that accumulates throughout the day on the lids of publicly used toilets. Glute Glaze, while often invisible to the naked eye, is a greasy sheen of human ass sweat, butt grease and excrement particles that transfer onto the Gluteus Maximus aka Ass and the backs of the legs when one sits on a public toilet. The only way to remove Glute Glaze is to shower thoroughly at the end of each day. Glute Glaze can be avoided completely by using a toilet seat cover also known as a Toilet Bib but even then, showering is still highly recommended due to airborne excrement particles .
Sherwin returned home after a long day traveling to job sites repairing lawn mowers. Throughout the day, Sherwin relieved his usual bodily functions at various public toilets. Sherwin's girlfriend Hanna refused all romantic interludes, touching and spooning after he got home until Sherwin hit the shower and rid himself of the day's worth of Glute Glaze he had accumulated.
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Used to describe a partners cavity that has been ejaculated into; resulting semen to cover the inside of the cavity walls.
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Pronounced (gl-ay-sh).
It is the act of picking up random things and dropping them randomly as a trail of debris behind you, like a glacier does to the Earth. Messy people tend to glache everywhere they go.
Pronounced (gl-ay-sh).
It is the act of picking up random things and dropping them randomly as a trail of debris behind you, like a glacier does to the Earth. Messy people tend to glache everywhere they go.
"Dude your girlfriend glached all over my car yesterday. There's eye makeup in the cupholder, candy wrappers on the floor, and box of tampons in the back seat."
"Leave your nasty glaching tendencies at the door. No camper is allowed to be messy at my camp."
"For me, glaching is a way of life. I don't care about other people, or their things. I just love saying, oops I glached all over your house, hehe."
"Toddlers are the worst glachers alive. You literally see the trail, then leave a trail of tears in its place."
"Leave your nasty glaching tendencies at the door. No camper is allowed to be messy at my camp."
"For me, glaching is a way of life. I don't care about other people, or their things. I just love saying, oops I glached all over your house, hehe."
"Toddlers are the worst glachers alive. You literally see the trail, then leave a trail of tears in its place."
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2. The means to strip all that is of worth from a person, entity or subject, with no regard to the outcome.
2. The means to strip all that is of worth from a person, entity or subject, with no regard to the outcome.
I am tired of how Manchester United are not making an effort to better this club, this is peak Glazernomics!
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