Nick Given

Someone that bangs out of work for self inflicted and diagnosed “stomach and rib pain”

Hey boss, I have to call out last minute. I have a serious Nick Given today.

by Jsa11 May 2, 2023

i have given suck

Something from the shakespeare move. You say it to pronounce that you have failed

I have failed the test. I have given suck!

by Sheeshily January 4, 2020

I do not give a shit NO FUCKS GIVEN EITHER YOU DICKWEED

I DO NOT WFICKING CARE YOU DISCO WEEED AI WONKING HATE YOU WANT THE FUCKING PHONE THROWN AT YOUR FACE?!?!? SHUT THE FUCK UP I DONT GIVE A SHIT OR FUCK, KILL YOURSELF + RATIO + I DONT CARE + DOING YOUR MOM - EAT DICK YOU PENIS SHIT

Carl: hey Tim wanna see a Reddit meme I post-
Tim: I do not give a shit NO FUCKS GIVEN EITHER YOU DICKWEED. I DO NOT WFICKING CARE YOU DISCO WEEED AI WONKING HATE YOU WANT THE FUCKING PHONE THROWN AT YOUR FACE?!?!? SHUT THE FUCK UP I DONT GIVE A SHIT OR FUCK, KILL YOURSELF + RATIO + I DONT CARE + DOING YOUR MOM - EAT DICK YOU PENIS SHIT
Carl: Jesus Christ

by Massive rotating balls god April 22, 2022

it's a given

A way of telling someone that ur going to do something, or agreeing with a comment they made.

Guy 1: Man, are u goin to watch the game on Saturday?
Guy 2: It's a given

Dewy: Man, I wouldn't mind being on top of that bench right now (where that hot chick is lieing down).
Nello: It's a given

by dewy September 1, 2008

given a gold watch

Become a made man in a Italian mafia family, without being said directly. Referenced in the Sopranos when Philly Parisi becomes made in the family.

Sal was given a gold watch after his brotha was whacked

by Gevvvah November 23, 2020

a given

A fact that was assumed to have been known by all audiences. It is blatantly obvious, and logical.

John: did you put the leash on the dog before you walked it, son?
Son: No, was I supposed to?
John: I thought that that was a given...
Son: oh

by Crazy Joe Bro July 10, 2020

not a fuck was given

it pretty much means you do not care AT ALL....

"did you hear what the teacher said?"
"no, not a fuck was given"
"oh, okay"

by 12qw34er56ty78ui90opasdfghjkl July 27, 2014