Ethan Gershonne

Ethans are some of the sweetest people you will ever meet. He is caring, loyal, trusting, smart, funny, talented, cute and overall amazing. He has the cutest laugh and a smile that will make your day. He will always be there to cheer you up when you're sad and keeps you motivated on getting better and being the best version of yourself. Although he is kinda blind since he can't see how beautiful he truly is, he will never hurt you and will always try to make things right if he thinks he did. He will always stick up for you and then flex about his 107% on his math test. Anyone would be so lucky to have an Ethan in their life, especially if it's Ethan Gershonne. If you know Ethan Gershonne, then you're either one very lucky or very unlucky fella. You either know him because he's the best person you have ever met or because you did something bad to someone he cares about. If you meet an Ethan make sure to be kind and get to know him because he will be the most heart warming person you will ever meet. (He also gives great hugs)

Ethan Gershonne makes the best Alfredo pasta:)

by aganus April 1, 2023

Gersus

A fictional given name. Male. Probably the hillbilly version of the name Jesus. Looks weird at first but then eventually becomes more and more likely to be actually given out at some point. Will immediately mean social doom of named child.

Goddammit Jeremiah Gersus Jones. How many times did I tell you not to click your jaws!?

by InvaderZim May 3, 2013

gersha

strange name but the most kick-ass gangsta bitch you'll meet. mess with her and she'll fuck you up. really nice until betrayed. sweetheart until messed with. effortlessly clever, often lazy. kind of person you'll find dancing on tables. very party drunk. enjoys loud music. best liars in the game but only when necessary.

damn, she's such a gersha, don't mess with her

by bitchesindahouse May 14, 2017

The Gerstmann Effect

When a corporation that has reached a bureaucratic critical mass so high that it forgets what function it is supposed to be fulfilling fires a respected and core employee, causing other employees in the company to quit in response. Occurs often in the video game industry, such as with the formation of Double Fine (run by former Lucas Arts employee Tim Schafer). The term comes from the firing of Jeff Gerstmann, a respected member of the video game community, from Gamestop due to what many have inferred to be his negative review of Kane and Lynch, a game produced by a company that was paying Gamestop at the time for advertisements.

Suit 1: Remember the good old days, where we reviewed games and thought about the gamers, and weren't just looking at the immediate bottom line?
Suit 2: Fuck that, this guy lost us money by giving the game made by our sponsors a bad review! Fire him!
Suit 3: But he's one of our best employees, won't that harm our credibility amongst videogamers and cause us to lose money in the longterm?
Suit 2: What's a videogame?
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Suit 2: Okay, so, I fired him. But now a lot of other dudes are leaving because they say we've completely lost touch with our readers and market.
Suit 3: Fucking damnit, it's the Gerstmann effect.

by That Frood November 18, 2009

Gerskis!

Short for Rutgers. First used to make fun of the Michigan State football after loosing 19-14 to Rutgers in the 2004 season opener. Said in a low pitched loud tone. "GURR-SKIEEESSS!"

Ha ha, MSU lost to the Gerskis!

by Steve January 5, 2005

Gersty

Beer. Comes from the German, gerstensaft, for brew.

I'm going to get some gersty

by Tbrewsky June 23, 2009

Gerson

A very lit and funny guy,which if you are not his friend you're irrelevant,usually Gerson's girlfriend are hot and beautiful,Gerson is a guy with so many connections any thing you want he says "I know a guy"..

So make sure you are Gerson's friend

First Person:Whose that guy?
Second Person: That's Gerson

by ANONYMOUS.BLACK October 14, 2018