the golden gaurd

the golden gaurd, (aka hunter wittebane) is the best character in the owl house. hes amazing. hes sad. and he is awesome

bro did you hear about the golden gaurd? yea hes amazing!!!!

by urchiniu April 25, 2022

cooch gaurd

the female equivalent to a cock block

*talking to the Hulk*
Rose: Yeah, it's green.

Kitty: Hey, Rose! *walking up with Gay-tard*

Rose: ...oh, haii, Kitty, Gay-Tard.

Kitty: Oh, i see ur busy, let's go Gay-tard!

Gay-Tard: Hulk, let's talk about Batman and Underworld.

Rose: Dood, you are seriously being a cooch gaurd right now.

Kitty: Yeah.

Gay-Tard: Oh, ok. *Stomps off*

by Rose R. February 22, 2009

gould

v. to masturbate next to a woman instead of having sexual intercourse with her in an attempt to shame her.

that bitch didn't want to fuck so i just goulded myself all over the place. that'll be the last time that hoe tries to deny.

by david andrew June 10, 2008

gaulded

extreme and uncomfortable buttocks rash

David did not change his underwear for a week, therefore, he was gaulded.

by gauldmaster101 June 15, 2018

Mr. Gault

1. The greatest man to ever walk the face of the Earth
2. A man the is is over 50 yrs old and is incredibly strong
3. Someone the can kill a man with just his stare
4. The Ohio equivalent to the Walker Texas Ranger

Mr. Gault's my hero

Gault Ohio Ranger

by McDevil January 11, 2009

robbie gould

adequentally and equally known as RFG. RFG is the kicker for the chicago bears, is the second coming of god, known for his 69 yard field goal in triple overtime from 1 leg with his eyes closed! oo yea and left footed. Robbie Fucking Gould is AMAZING is actually better then devin hester. not really

rfg is god and robbie gould

by brent im a ho March 30, 2008

Doing the Gaul

A method of stabilising oneself whilst on public transport by means of holding on to two hand rails or slings simultaneously, in such a way that both arms are raised above the head. As a result, the commuter will be well protected from the effects of sudden braking or turning.

"Doing the Gaul, no way I can fall"

by Frau May 3, 2008