Gareth

Known to be mistaken for giraffes.

Gareth's are known to use their long necks to wrap around their dick and jerk themselves off.

by Rowlet the god April 8, 2021

gareth

A man, often of Welsh descent, who magnetically attracts beautiful women. Often carries a stick to keep the not beautiful enough ones away. Or to remove the clothes of those that are.

Oh Gareth...you are soooo attractive...literally, I mean...help! I'll be suffocated by your wonderfulness!

by Jeeves89 February 6, 2010

Garth brooks

The absolute best musician of any time period. The man is a lyrical genius. He has had countless number 1 hits. Unprecedented 13 platinum albums. And quite possibly the best live entertainer to walk the planet. And to all you haters you might not like him but there's a reason he's the number 1 selling solo artist of all time. And yes that does include the king Elvis Presley

king of country Garth brooks

by dkkong69 March 31, 2009

Gareth

A word used to describe someone whose very purpose in life is to contradict others.

A Gareth is never happy without an argument and will purposely anger/upset others in order to get his quick fix of elitism.

As a group they often roam around the streets of Grimsby talking about cameras and XBox 360's in small groups.

"Hey dude, Stop being such a Gareth."

Person 1: No Your MOM!
Person 2: Why be such a Gareth about it?

by Minty Mouth March 30, 2009

Garth'd

Proposing to a girl with an empty box and no ring

Yo did you hear about Julie's proposal, she got Garth'd!

by Soca C May 28, 2013

gaythering

1) A gathering of gay people.

2) A gathering of happy people.

Will you be at the gaythering later?

by Assilem18 February 27, 2014

Garthy

A cough with a degree of phlegm, but not "phlegmy" per say. Can also be used in the context of saying something with a hoarse, sick-sounding voice.

"Since having this head cold, I've started sounding really garthy."

by NewLinguistic2k16 October 2, 2018