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Cock Garage

A person who is well known for taking many cocks in most likely more than one body part, possibly many cocks at a time. Also known as a slut, a whore, or the fleetwood principal/vice principal.
Man, Big D's mom is such a cock garage, we all ganged up on her when big d fell asleep.
by a 9 November 9, 2008
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Sausage Garage

Noun.

Any accepting orifice of a woman in her prime. aka Couger Cooch
Dude, last night I totally parked my Meat-cedes in your Mom's Sausage Garage.
by Dr. FragrantKitty July 22, 2010
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Biltmore Garage

before intecourse one thousand dollars ($1,000) worth of United States currency is inserted into the vagina (NOTE: as long as it is $1,000 worth of United States currency, coins and/or bills are both acceptable)
Boys I’m pumped up! Tonight, Ruthie is taking me to the Biltmore Garage!
by For TIMMAH! July 29, 2018
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garage motel

A law-enforcement term for a hotel that hides its main purpose -- providing kinky rooms for brief trysts for, say, two cheaters or a john and his escort. Garage motels feign respectability by calling l themselves "hotels" -- yet they feature indoor garages and internal staircases to protect identities of visitors., making them more expensive than "regular" motels. Garage motels rent rooms which may include mirrors on ceilings and heart-shaped beds.
The FBI explained that the 2006 Brink's robbery in Miami became especially serious after one of the robbers was kidnapped and taken to a garage motel to be tortured in secret. Though the place called itself the Princess Hotel, they soon learned it was a garage motel that made a lot of money renting out discreet access to rooms for an hour at a time.
by MTyeW23 July 15, 2021
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Garage-doos

The type of guy that donates all his wife's winter shoes to the church by mistake
That guy at church was a real garage-doos. His wife must be pissed.
by LBehr93 May 31, 2019
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garage condition

The condition that a garage is in as defined by a Smart inventory Clerk.
by Flash-collector July 12, 2018
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Garage Temperature

The perfect temperature for a beer, or any other canned beverage.

Having your bev being stored in a garage, outhouse or shed is perfect as the temperature is regulated by the typically cold English weather and the costs you would spend powering a fridge can be spent on more cans.

The temperature of the can also warms sufficiently by the end so that dregs become even less appealing, and you dont feel bad wasting them.
Alex: Hey Will, do you want a cheeky bud?

Will: Yeah man

Alex: Alright, I'll be right back

Will: Why are you going out there?

Will: *on reciept of the beer* Oooooh, garage temperature, i see!
by rockgod78 October 21, 2010
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