Skip to main content

ganied

To be ganked by an older woman (pc or player). Derivative of ganked + granny.Being ganied is extremely degrading, as it causes degradation from a social class typically considered too withered to be dangerous.
Torytory Rygel, you got ganied by the bald old elf!
by apoth July 23, 2007
mugGet the ganied mug.

Gainez szn

A period of growth for the alpha male in preparation for spring break or other beach seasons
Beta: "Why are you at the gym, bro?"
Alpha: "Its gainez szn baby!"
by Alpha boys May 5, 2018
mugGet the Gainez szn mug.

Gainesville Gagger

As you are banging out a girl, you choke a bitch until she passes out. At that point, you continue to pound that hoe as you do the Heimlich Maneuver to revive the skank. Once she awakens, you quickly jump on her chest and skull bang her pretty little face...
Yeah last night was crazy... I gave the Gainesville gagger to two hoes after they wouldn't let me give them an Alabama Hot Pocket...
by Al Canyon March 30, 2009
mugGet the Gainesville Gagger mug.

Gainesville

A place where rich upper class people move to. Mostly from Fairfax Coutny. Filled with cow shit and trains. You can see the Bull Run moutains from your backyard. Filled with new developments like Somerset, Piedmont, Dominion Valley, Lake Manassas, Virgina Oaks. Filled with old rednecks who live in run down houses, and country farmers who own Alpacas and cows. The locals drive their tractors for fun. The newcomers all want to go back to where they came from. Gainesville has only one main road, Lee Hwy. The students miss random days of school off. For instance if it is too cold or the wind is blowing, if its raining or for snipper attacks.
Gainesville a city wannabe.
by FFX misser February 3, 2005
mugGet the Gainesville mug.

Gainesville

A place where a bunch of people have their own little groups where they talk about everyone, there’s a party about every weekend, bout every girl get cheated on by these gainesville niggas, kids smoke in the bathrooms, kids are disrespectful to the teachers, the girls date about everyone they friends date, most of the boys play basketball and 2k!, a lot of the girls smell like str8 fish, they only middle school is Gainesville middle and it’s falling apart mentally, and it has lots and lots of fakes. and yea Issa pretty crappy town.
Friend: we should go to Gainesville some time

Me: oh nooo!!anywhere but there...
by Gainesville... April 21, 2018
mugGet the Gainesville mug.

Gainesville

North Central Florida "city," home to the most retarded hicks on the planet. They can't help it, though, as they are so severely inbred. The fact that their eyes are so close together in their heads and so many of them have the same last name will attest to this. Gainesville teenagers who think they're sophisticated refer to the city as "Lamesville," however they have little to compare it to as most of them have never been north of the Georgia state line. The most retarded hick in Pennsylvania, New Jersey or New York is nowhere nearly as retarded as the most retarded hick in Gainesville.

The University of Florida is Gainesville's claim to fame. It is a very tiny island in a very large sea of stupidity. If you want to have an intelligent conversation don't go anywhere far from these places.

Gainesville is a lousy place to find a mate with all his or her teeth whose parents weren't brother and sister. The University of Florida is no place to find a mate while you're there or a decent job after you graduate. Don't expect recruiters to salivate when they see "University of Florida" on your resume. If you are over 25 and have a triple-digit IQ prepare to spend a lot of lonely evenings. All the people over 30 were either born there and don't know any better or are losers who couldn't hack it in DC, New York or Miami.
Gainesville: where family trees do not fork
by ReallyHatesFlorida July 24, 2010
mugGet the Gainesville mug.

Gainesvegas

Local skate term for the hell hole known as Gainesville, Georgia. It is full of dumbass police that will arrest you for skating.
Skater 1: "Hey man, let's go skate the square in Gainesvegas."

Skater 2: "Fuck no, man. The pigs crawl all over that place."

Skater 1: "Fuck Gainesville City, let's skate."
by Sonny Perdue August 22, 2008
mugGet the Gainesvegas mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email