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freedom fries

Pretty much all of you are wrong. George W. Bush did NOT come up with this term, and neither did McDonald's. It was created by Rep.Bob Ney, R-Ohio, in a fat-headed Republican attempt to discredit the French. Without them, however, we would not have the Statue of Liberty, and America would be a BRITISH PROVINCE.
Anyone who is complacent about the creation of this ridiculous phrase is a mental midget.
by Mikey G October 6, 2003
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Freedom Text

The text you get from your girlfriend telling you they are going to bed for the night. Thus giving you your freedom.
Dante-"I just got my freedom text."
Wes-"Awesome, lets go to the bar."
by tr aero February 18, 2010
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HELP FEED THE TROLL

A popular online blog that archives and shares the funniest trolling attempts on the internet for your entertainment.
Holy shit, I can't believe I actually convinced that dude to commit suicide on omegle! Better submit this shit to HELP FEED THE TROLL.
by kwondike April 4, 2010
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feeding a horse

the act of sticking your hand down the pants of a woman who is extremely horny.
"I had that girl so turned on that by the time I stuck my hand down her pants, it felt like I was feeding a horse."
by ChapmasterFlex27 March 15, 2010
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feeding the octopus

Complimenting someone or gassing them up to the point where you're feeding their excessive ego, like a greedy, hungry octopus. 'Octopus' is also phonetically similar to solipsism, the idea that only the self exists.
Lou: You look so amazing today Julia.
Julia: (already full of herself) Omg thanks.

Briana: Lou, you're just feeding the octopus.
by bri_bel April 24, 2017
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freedom-fondle

To slowly and methodically grope somebody's junk in order to defeat the terrorists and keep the USA #1.
I love airport security because when I get freedom-fondled by the TSA it means I'm being patriotic.
by TSAUSA November 25, 2010
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Freedom, NH

A pratically non existent town 20 miles southeast of Conway.
If you're looking for modernization, you've come to the wrong place.
There are some nice farms and camps for you outdoorsy types.
The name comes from the town seperating itself from Effingham, the next town over.
A town without stoplights or gas stations.
It's population more than triples during the summer, when all of the tourist come to visit. The closest mall is an hour away. It takes about two seconds to get to the Maine line. The closest highschool is a 35 minute bus ride. The people aren't too bad, if only there were more of them.
On the plus side, there's an ice cream shop and a pizza place, plus the crime watch is always low.

After a while it's decent, you get used to it.
Bob: I just moved out of Freedom, NH
Fred: There goes half it's population
by abcdefghi! September 28, 2008
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