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Fakemaster

A loser who sits in mom's basement playing video games and then telling stories about his adventures as if they were real. A fake hit-man. A fake special forces blacks ops elite assassin operator. A fake helicopter pilot. Etc.
Fakemaster!
by Allergy_Doc July 24, 2010
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fukamidget

(verb) to have sex with or to fuck a midget
dude i want to fukamidget
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Fukeye

The term "Fukeye" is rarely used and when is, it is used as an offence to state if the person your are arguing with has a lazy eye.
It is a very strong use of word and very rarely heard of.
Teacher: LOOK AT ME WHEN IM TALKING TO YOU!
Student: I would, remember im the student with the lazy eye?
Teacher: Oh yeah your the Fukeye'd student.
by Meh Kid September 25, 2008
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Funemployment Vacation

A vacation one takes when one is unemployed and not looking to be employed; usually subsidized by some sort of governmental aid benefits, i.e. Unemployment, SSI/Disability
Helen: "my California adventure is drawing to a close and I will be heading back home one week from today"

Don: "Funemployment vacation over, sad"
by DMBGirl1122 February 3, 2010
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fukendouche

A 50-something asshat trolling parking lots in his midlifecrisismobile looking for young chicks AND his youth. He's usually seen in a wife beater or topless, with the t-tops off. His fart cannon exhaust and delightful revving of the engine throughout the neighborhood bring shudders of "joy" to all.

Closely related to guys who drive over-sized diesels and suffer from "nice-truck-sorry-about-your-dick" syndrome.

Your chariot awaits!
Lester thought his tasty new Corvette would help him score with the cute cashier at Vitamin Cottage, but she just thought he was a huge fukendouche.
by K^2 September 27, 2012
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fukeboy

He is such a fukeboy
by Jake Sharif May 6, 2018
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#Fakemom

A woman in a relationship with a single father that steps up to the plate to help raise his children in the biological mother's absence.
She's not those kid's mother, but she feeds, bathes, and helps take care of them. She's a #Fakemom!
by mmrailgun June 16, 2018
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